Friday night and im ready to steal some CORN

[Rollins]

Nah, squirrels are smart enough to stay out of a water filled ditch.

 

[Meatwad]

Hope some redneck farmer doesn't load your backside with salt rock

G'lucK

Get caught doing that around here and you will either have a hound coming after you or a round from a .410 going over your head. They shoot first and ask questions later (happened here before)

Or just "happen" to hit your vehicle with a tractor


I agree with Moray - stealing from farmers is wrong. No sympathy on what happens to thieves

[vorticon]

and lo, our brave hero did sneak upon his dastardly foes, and did remove them from there stalks with great speed and precision and triumphant did return home the spoils of his great hunt.

[Meatwad]

Little does he know how expensive that corn really is


Cost of fertilizer (DAP over $1100 per acre, potash around 850, and nitrogen/agrotain and later liquid nitrogen for sidedressing)
pesticides and herbicides (prices are sky high)
cost of seed and fuel (one unit of corn is easily over $80)

Take all those expenses and figure in the price of corn per bushel at the local elevator and you come out with a small profit per acre of corn

Theif.

[rstel01]

View from my desk where I play AH



Wish some urban/suburban type would just stop on the road to help themselves   

[AquaShrimp]

This thread is hilarious:

Drunk guy steals corn.
Forum members angrily protest.
Drunk guy shows stolen corn in house.
Forum members identify it as nearly unedible feedstock corn.
Hilarity ensues.

[Sox62]

LMAO...stealing pig corn?

[MrRiplEy[H]]

Umm u guys have GM crops galore down there - no corn is safe to eat with crossbreeding happening there. 

[crazyivan]

Nothing beats  corn stealing and cow tipping while kicking back afew.Ohh wait

[chrish483]

Yup over and done with like a heard of deer that ate 60 ears of corn and AquaShrimp  has it right there.

rstel01  you have a good view there,  ever see any deer feeding on the corn?  take all the pics you can while  the corn is harvisted, im a photagerpher so i like those pics.   where are you from what state?

[Masherbrum]

Nah, squirrels are smart enough to stay out of a water filled ditch.

...and eat the corn from the very field that he's "stealing it from".