"We shall defend our home, our country, our way of life against the evil frogginess of our enemy. We shall fight them in the skies, over land, upon the seas. We shan't fight them in the swamps. That's their home field advantage and we don't care for swampland. We shall not cow down to this web-footed tyrant. This great nation shall survive, thrive, and feast on the legs of many axis leaders.
"We have the moral high ground. We have the technology. We have the brave men and women to fight the good fight. We are in the right spiritually, morally, and grammatically!
"We have also prepared a nice sauce for the axis leader's legs in the event he should ever come over for dinner. We have graciously invited him and rolled out the carpet with the greatest of Spitfire formation honor guards. It is my ever hopeful wish that he accepts this open offer and presents himself to witness our fine pilots in their superb machines."
- Winston "Krusty" Churchill (with apologies)