Life Expectancy Calculator

[eskimo2]

Biological Age: 56
Virtual Age: 72

Average Life Expectancy: 77
Your Life Expectancy: 60.3

Guess I need to get goin on the bucket list.

Um...  Hang...

Don't buy any 10-year CDs...

Or kittens; get a 10-year-old cat from the pound if you need another one.

That three year warrantee on your car; it  should be just fine.

That old scotch you've been saving...  what the heck, drink it up.

[Stang]

Hah, I was like 10 years under my biological age of 28 until the last half with alcohol, diet, risk taking and number of miles driven lol.

[gwano]

actual age 48
virtual age 36.4
life expectancy 87.6

[Wayout]

actual age 57
virtual age 14.3
life expectancy 194.72   

[DREDIOCK]

I did one of these a couple of years ago.
The result was I should have died 15 years ago.


But thats the norm for me. All my life people have underestimated me
Why should that be any different lol

[Masherbrum]

Biological Age - 35
Virtual Age - 20.4

Avg. Life Expect. - 74
Your Life Expect. - 88.6

[eskimo2]

Yea, this thing has some errors.  Even if someone was 95 and had everything wrong with them, their life expectancy should not be a negative number.  Less than a year, sure, but not negative.

[DREDIOCK]

LMAO this one shows me completely different

Biological age 47

Virtual age  42.5

Average life expectancy  76

My life expectancy 80.5

[eskimo2]

Also, it should have given me a few extra years for having gigantic testicles, but it didn't even ask...

[Steve]

Also, it should have given me a few extra years for having gigantic testicles, but it didn't even ask...

That only counts if they are actually yours, not a pair you carved out of one of your victims.     

[Elfie]

That only counts if they are actually yours, not a pair you carved out of one of your victims.     

    

[Elfie]

Biological Age: 45
Virtual Age: 28.1

Average Life Expectancy:75
Your Life Expectancy: 91.9

Not to shabby, says I can expect to live another 17,100 days. 

[Ripsnort]

I've been reading about life expectancy and found this pretty cool calculator.  I don't know how accurate it is; but all of the questions and how they appeared to affect the virtual age sound reasonable.

http://www.peterrussell.com/Odds/VirtualAge.php

Me:
Biological Age: 43
Virtual Age: 33

Average Life Expectancy: 75
Your Life Expectancy: 85

And then that bus ran out in front of YOU, splat. Life expectancy calculator FAIL!

[eskimo2]

Oh sure, you guys laugh at me, confident that I won’t carve out your testicles because you know I only collect the big ones…

[Ripsnort]

I'm already dead!