Donald duck wears no pants, but wraps a towel around his waist when he exits the shower. WHY?!?
The best cure for "wife ack" is to deploy chaff: $...$$....$....$$$.....$ .....$$$.....$ ....$$
LOL, why have i never seen this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZiRiIpZVF4&feature=related