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Offline lazs2

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don't drink out of the water fountain....
« on: October 07, 2008, 02:13:49 PM »
Or you will get what I got.

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Re: don't drink out of the water fountain....
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2008, 02:23:30 PM »
Fluoride in the water to make one complacent. :O
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Re: don't drink out of the water fountain....
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2008, 02:25:03 PM »
Samonella poisoning?

Or something that feels like it?
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

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Re: don't drink out of the water fountain....
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2008, 02:53:11 PM »
what happened lazs?

Pick up a bug?  I was camping with a buddy once and he got sick with Giardia... the aftermath was not pretty.

You ok?

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Re: don't drink out of the water fountain....
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2008, 03:02:59 PM »
I was camping with a buddy once and he got sick with Giardia... the aftermath was not pretty.

I was in Ireland and the Giardia kicked my arse when I was there.


Oh, wait.  That was the Garda.   :rock


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Re: don't drink out of the water fountain....
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2008, 04:08:29 PM »
We may not hear from him for about 12 hours if he has some form of food poisoning.  I shudder at the thought of it...was poisoned on a BA flight home in July.
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

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Re: don't drink out of the water fountain....
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2008, 04:13:10 PM »
Or you will get what I got.

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Re: don't drink out of the water fountain....
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2008, 04:14:53 PM »
Or you will get what I got.

lazs

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Re: don't drink out of the water fountain....
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2008, 04:26:45 PM »
Naw he probably got a local flu here in kalifornia. Kalifornia.Freedom.Strangler  Crops up big time during election years.
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Re: don't drink out of the water fountain....
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2008, 04:54:02 PM »
Fluoride in the water to make one complacent. :O

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Re: don't drink out of the water fountain....
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2008, 06:01:06 PM »
in middle school one of my friends drank out of a water fountain ( at that time they were doing reconstruction to the building) it came out white he wasnt in school for about a week
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Re: don't drink out of the water fountain....
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2008, 08:49:12 PM »
in any case... hope your feeling ok Lazs

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Re: don't drink out of the water fountain....
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2008, 09:13:46 PM »
Or you will get what I got.

lazs

Uhh.. lots of guns?  :D
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Re: don't drink out of the water fountain....
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2008, 09:39:53 PM »
Uhh.. lots of guns?  :D

LOL!
and an El-Camaro and an Austin Healy and a dislike of certain types of people and obsessions about school vouchers and gun rights...

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Re: don't drink out of the water fountain....
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2008, 12:56:05 AM »
"Fluoridation is a communist plot to sap and impurify all our bodily fluids" *
                                           
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* Not an exact quote.

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