I am probably going to regret this...

[MajIssue]

Translation for the uninitiated:
<insert aircraft designation here> DWEEB means  "you shot me down and I don't like to get shot down. Since I am the best sim pilot on earth I should NEVER get shot down."

 

[bongaroo]

 

spitdweebs just can't get past the training wheels is all

 

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What a jerk!!!!

Don't ya hate it when someone jumps into a thread just to post some unrelated and completely irrelevant babble solely because they have nothing better to do with their time!

Such dribble as your post should be saved as the quiet retort to the voices in your head!!!

chump!!!!!!!

and its SUICIDE DWEEB"Z" ya tard!!!!! or did you forget that there is more than one of you????

SUICIDE DWEEBZ, the true terrors of all four legged fuzzy creatures of the cartoon airways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FLOTSOM

listen you i will go over to your house when you are not there, and..... change your stick settings around....

[BiPoLaR]

If you shoot someone down while in a Spitfire, you are a N00b
If you shoot someone down while in a P-51, you are a Pick Dweeb
If you shoot someone down while in a La-7, you are a Run Tard
If you shoot someone down while in a Niki, you are a Ho Tard

Fixed 

[CAP1]

listen you i will go over to your house when you are not there, and..... change your stick settings around....

THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHT..........

[apcampbell]

I feel I must point everyone to the all encompassing work on this subject. The Book of Dweeb.

http://www.virtualpilots.fi/feature/articles/bookofdweeb/

Still funny and very true, no matter what the game or situation. 

[Bronk]

listen you i will go over to your house when you are not there, and..... change your stick settings around....

That is just crossing a line... a kick to the nads would be less hurtful.

[CAP1]

I feel I must point everyone to the all encompassing work on this subject. The Book of Dweeb.

http://www.virtualpilots.fi/feature/articles/bookofdweeb/

Still funny and very true, no matter what the game or situation. 

holy crap!!


there really IS a book of dweebs???

i thought you guys were makin that up 

[Spikes]

Basically when you get called a "dweeb" in any way it's some guy who can't beat you...

[Bronk]

Verse One
"In the beginning, there was Air Warrior, and it was good, And many partook thereof, and became Dweebs, and were smiteth repeatedly from on high by the Gods, and were vulcheth by other Dweebs, and were feared by the C-lander Runstangs. But after a time, the Dweebs learned to take flight from the uncapped field, and to ignoreth the false books of wisdom which sayeth "Thou shouldst fly the P-38, thou newbies," for all who have tried knoweth that the Air Warrior Godsteed named Lightning is not the province of the mere Dweeb. So the Dweebs learned the mythic Spitfire, and went round and round, and thus was born Loop Warrior, andthere was much killing and rejoicing, for the Dweebs believed that now they were not Dweebish any longer, but were now Vets. But yet the voice of DoK was heard from on high...and it sayeth, "Nay, Dweebs art thou still." And thus was the Dweebfire born."

 

[Shuffler]

There is also AFDBs. If your unaware of what an AFDB is you might be at risk. Go to http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

[FLOTSOM]

listen you i will go over to your house when you are not there, and..... change your stick settings around....

funny you should mention doing that today..........after i spent 2 hours working on your computer yesturday

you havent flown yet have you

ever wondered what it would be like to fly when your rudder was relocated to your throttle? or your trigger button now shut off your engine and ejected you from the plane?

well i wa always curious about how well that set up would work, let me know what you think

[ink]

funny you should mention doing that today..........after i spent 2 hours working on your computer yesturday

you havent flown yet have you

ever wondered what it would be like to fly when your rudder was relocated to your throttle? or your trigger button now shut off your engine and ejected you from the plane?

well i wa always curious about how well that set up would work, let me know what you think

  trigger ejection thats awesome!!

<S> brother

[FLOTSOM]

  trigger ejection thats awesome!!

<S> brother

well i figured it couldnt possibly hurt your targetting skillz.......hell maybe it would improve them!

<SALUTE>

FLOTSOM

[Anodizer]

I have no problem with people choosing the Spitfire as their plane of choice....  Their 15 bucks....  Do what thou whilst....

However, in retrospect, what I do have a problem with is the guy who can't "get the job done" with any other ride, yet still thinks the
world of himself.... 

I'm a 38 driver by choice....  However, on that rare occasion when I decide to up a Spit (either a I, V, IX, VIII or XIV...NEVER a XVI), I find it rather simple and, to be honest, easy in most cases...Especially with a little alt... 

Now, please, no one be offended by this as it's just my opinion that I'm sure many share with me..  I think the majority of you guys who fly the XVI exclusively really feel the need to be "good" or seen as "good"...  But, let's face it...  The Spixteen is a VERY forgiving aircraft and doesn't require much of anything to be good in....  How about trying to fly something that's actually challenging instead of the uber-trainer XVI...
Again, just my two schillings....