The best cure for "wife ack" is to deploy chaff: $...$$....$....$$$.....$ .....$$$.....$ ....$$
He ain't no Hank.
He aint no scruggs neither
I like them french fried taters. aaHHHHHHUUUUUUHHHHHHH....
HEAY;LL all watch this(train horn)(attempts to jump)(splat) engineer(DUMB A%%)