I wouldn't "pardon" a turkey. I'd catch it, chop its head off, clean it, and eat it. Savoring the meat filled spittle as it leaked out my mouth.
Just like the 9,000,000 birds and animals Ive hunted, killed, and et before it. Or the ones Ive bought from farmers, killed my ownself, cleaned, butchered, and et. Eventually pooping out all.
Explain to me slowly why this is national news?
Hahahahahah, I got a sister in Law whose a PETA type , from 'frisco. You should hear those conversations. hahahahahhahahaha