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Offline Meatwad

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Re: Question game
« Reply #420 on: February 18, 2009, 06:19:19 PM »
If Jimmy cracks corn, and nobody cares, then why does he keep doing it?

He has a fetish?
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Re: Question game
« Reply #421 on: February 18, 2009, 06:38:15 PM »
Do you think Jimmy will go blind and have hairy palms?
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Re: Question game
« Reply #422 on: February 18, 2009, 07:31:09 PM »
Do you think Jimmy will go blind and have hairy palms?

What do you think?

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Re: Question game
« Reply #423 on: February 18, 2009, 08:56:52 PM »
Do we even want to know? 
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Offline Allen Rune

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Re: Question game
« Reply #424 on: February 18, 2009, 10:15:06 PM »
Why do fools laugh at their own "jokes"?   

I don't know, why do they laugh at their own jokes?

And what does this have to do with jimmy cracking corn?
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Re: Question game
« Reply #425 on: February 18, 2009, 11:37:07 PM »
I don't know, why do they laugh at their own jokes?

And what does this have to do with jimmy cracking corn?

In soviet russia, would corn crack jimmy?
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Offline Coog03

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Re: Question game
« Reply #426 on: February 19, 2009, 01:29:54 AM »
Jimmy would crack vodka bottles would he not?
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Re: Question game
« Reply #427 on: February 19, 2009, 02:26:06 AM »
Could he be cracking corn with vodka bottles?
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Re: Question game
« Reply #428 on: February 19, 2009, 02:37:19 AM »
wouldnt all this just mean jimmy is addicted to crack?
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Offline ROX

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Re: Question game
« Reply #429 on: February 19, 2009, 11:08:01 AM »
Is it possible that Jimmy could crack corn with the blessing of the Supreme Soviet, provided that it did not conflict with with existing Marxist-Leninist dogma, and the act of cracking corn benifited everyone equally in a socialist state?

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Re: Question game
« Reply #430 on: February 19, 2009, 02:24:34 PM »
Is it possible that Jimmy could crack corn with the blessing of the Supreme Soviet, provided that it did not conflict with with existing Marxist-Leninist dogma, and the act of cracking corn benifited everyone equally in a socialist state?

what? :huh

Offline Coog03

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Re: Question game
« Reply #431 on: February 19, 2009, 03:41:38 PM »
Wasn't there a pic of jimmy and stalin doing crack and cracking stolichanya? Or was it an ear of corn?
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Offline dkff49

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Re: Question game
« Reply #432 on: February 19, 2009, 03:46:03 PM »
Has anybody thought that Jimmy is a private man and wants you guys to mind your own business?
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Re: Question game
« Reply #433 on: February 19, 2009, 05:30:17 PM »
Would it help if I told you that Jimmy has only been a "man" for about 6 months, and has been working tirelessly to rub the "new" off of the "parts" the Swedish doctors gave "him"?
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Re: Question game
« Reply #434 on: February 19, 2009, 07:00:40 PM »
Would it help if I told you that Jimmy has only been a "man" for about 6 months, and has been working tirelessly to rub the "new" off of the "parts" the Swedish doctors gave "him"?

WOW just how twisted are you?
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