Funny and amsing PMs and conversations.. ode to the text buffer.

[1pLUs44]

The joy of being tuned to the Help Channel:

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[StokesAk]

Man i got into an arguement with a noob he was killshooting himsalef on someone and i said that the P38 had tailguns he knew they didnt but i kept at it then somebody PMed me asking if i really knew that the P38 didnt have tailguns is said, "They Do?"

[Tec]

Anyone have the gunman42 shots of when he said 26+26 = 42? That was a classic.

I swear to god my hard drive is like the interwebz junk drawer.

[stodd]

I think the all time classic is the NathBDP \ Birdo video. Im sure its still floating around somewhere.

I saw that one a while ago I think, on youtube right? I cant remember the name of it but wish I did that was a funny one.

[Tec]

WOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOO

[Banshee7]

Nath you **** *******

[B4Buster]

Snailman LOLOLOL! That one's the best yet

[BillyD]

LOL Dr. Death tuned to me the other day telling me how awesome he was cause his score was so much better than mine and that was..... so cause he killed so many more planes

I thought it was cause he was a cheese eating honky.............

[Chalenge]

At least he didnt tell you he eats you for breakfast. 

My favorite: A higher faster P51 attacks when I am slow and I slip out from his fire and he dives into gravity to reverse but he cannot turn with me because he is so fast and looping into gravity and I have an easy time staying inside of him and shooting to kill him...

Message: Hacker! No one turns like that!

Or against a P38 when I know he is turning tighter then me I extend when it is obvious he is acquiring my six only to yoyo around and reengage when I have room to do so (eventually I will have the upper hand as his frustration builds):

Message: Dammit grow a pair and fight!

No patience.

[Bronk]

LOL Dr. Death tuned to me the other day telling me how awesome he was cause his score was so much better than mine and that was..... so cause he killed so many more planes

I thought it was cause he was a cheese eating honky.............

Heh..  I broke I down for him. I since since my fighter score was hundreds lower than his I surely must be the better fighter pilot.  The rant after that comment was comedy gold.

[bongaroo]

My brother called me on the phone a few days ago.  He asked me how someone could be talking to him that wasnt on range or channel.  I laughed a bit and asked, "Did you happen to shoot down DrDeathX?"

He responds, "Holy crap, how'd you know?!?  We passed head on and after I saw his guns open up I kicked rudder and waxed him.  All of a sudden I hear him talking crap to me and I couldn't figure out how."

I go on to explain that he is a bitter soul with nothing better to do than claim his awesomeness due to his lower rank from milking and gaming the game.  I also got to explain how you can type a name in the vox box to talk privately with anyone.  And that he needs to record it next time the jerk does it and send it in to HTC.

The more I hear about this guy the worse I imagine his life must be outside of the game.  It seems pretty miserable in game to begin with.

[hubsonfire]

[Bucky73]

OK one of you guys have to have the one where the guys says..."I'm spiderman mother!@#!@R". That was the best of all time.

POST IT

[Lusche]

OK one of you guys have to have the one where the guys says..."I'm spiderman mother!@#!@R". That was the best of all time.

POST IT

Ahhh.. that was me... taken in EW:

[Bucky73]

Thank you