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Offline Meatwad

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***The Ultimate GUY Talk Thread***
« on: January 23, 2009, 06:06:24 PM »
Today I chopped down a tree with one hand while drinking beer with the other 

*burp*

Then I worked on my muscle car and drank more beer


 :rock
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Re: ***The Ultimate GUY Talk Thread***
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2009, 06:10:05 PM »
I did the 3 S's today, you can guess the first, then I showered & shaved.
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Re: ***The Ultimate GUY Talk Thread***
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2009, 06:16:42 PM »
A toast:

"To wives and sweethearts...may they never meet."
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Re: ***The Ultimate GUY Talk Thread***
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2009, 06:17:13 PM »
This morning I exfoliated then went downtown to my fav salon and got a pedicure.  I'm thinking about getting my tips frosted.  What do you think?
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Re: ***The Ultimate GUY Talk Thread***
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2009, 06:18:15 PM »
Quote from: sluggish on January 23, 2009, 06:17:13 PM
This morning I exfoliated then went downtown to my fav salon and got a pedicure.  I'm thinking about getting my tips frosted.  What do you think?

You mean you took a dump and went to your favorite bar and got a ********?
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Offline crazyivan

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Re: ***The Ultimate GUY Talk Thread***
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2009, 06:34:20 PM »
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Re: ***The Ultimate GUY Talk Thread***
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2009, 06:53:16 PM »
Well, after I rolled out of bed at the early hour of 1:30 p.m. with a massive hangover, I got lunch at a BBQ joint then returned home to watch Charles Bronson in Death Wish III on t.v. and started to drink beer again.

Good day so far.
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Offline Denholm

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Re: ***The Ultimate GUY Talk Thread***
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2009, 06:54:08 PM »
Quote from: Curval on January 23, 2009, 06:16:42 PM
A toast:

"To wives and sweethearts...may they never meet."
Did you pull that from, "Master and Commander?" That was a great film.
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Re: ***The Ultimate GUY Talk Thread***
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2009, 07:22:08 PM »
I kicked someones arse in my school that was 3 years older than me then went home and went to the gym.
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Offline DJ111

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Re: ***The Ultimate GUY Talk Thread***
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2009, 07:23:37 PM »
Quote from: zoozoo on January 23, 2009, 07:22:08 PM
I kicked someones arse in my school that was 3 years older than me then went home and went to the gym.

Shouldn't be picking on elementary school kids...
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Re: ***The Ultimate GUY Talk Thread***
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2009, 07:24:22 PM »
Quote from: SoonerMP on January 23, 2009, 06:53:16 PM
Well, after I rolled out of bed at the early hour of 1:30 p.m. with a massive hangover, I got lunch at a BBQ joint then returned home to watch Charles Bronson in Death Wish III on t.v. and started to drink beer again.

Good day so far.
  edit: went to arbys/watched magnum pi
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Re: ***The Ultimate GUY Talk Thread***
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2009, 07:36:53 PM »
First thing I did this morning was go to all my wife's x-boyfriends and kick their arse...
Then my neighbor across the street looked at my wife...
So, even though he's 78 years old, I kicked his arse too... 
After that, I went for a drive with my wife..  A cop pulled up
next to us and looked at my wife..  So I kicked his arse as well...
All of the sudden, a bunch of other cops come and then asked my wife to step
out of the vehicle..  I got REAL pissed off....so I kicked all their arses too..
After all this, I pulled up next to the house, kicked my wife out the door,
and went to BK to eat an angry Whopper..  Then I kicked the entire staffs arse at BK.......Just because I can..... :rock
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Re: ***The Ultimate GUY Talk Thread***
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2009, 08:33:33 PM »
I beat up Chuck Norris
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Re: ***The Ultimate GUY Talk Thread***
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2009, 10:57:12 PM »
Today I worked on helicopters, rode my Harley, shot my .45, drank lots of beer, smoked a pack of Marlboros, cooked a slab of dead cow over a fire and I have 2 women with me right now.......gotta go..... :D
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Re: ***The Ultimate GUY Talk Thread***
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2009, 11:25:10 PM »
We talked about the ancient Chinese version of these in world history, as well as the underlying principles about it, which I understood and thought everyone did, but we had to spend 30 minutes explaining how the foot binding to look "pretty" is similar to the method of getting implants to look "pretty", all while I tried to complete the Wired crossword puzzle without the internet. After school, I came home and did a pushup. So yeah, 'twas a regular day.
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