Jokers Jokers(#1 Base Capture Squad in AH)

[BaldEagl]

Public announcement:

Gutless Gastropods had 1 field capture in LW Tour 108

WTG Gastropods! Keep up the good work!


 

The Wingmen beat you.  We had 4...  Nanner nanner.

[Lusche]

The Wingmen beat you.  We had 4...  Nanner nanner.

You have 300% more members... hordeboys! 

[Iron_Cross]

Individually, the members of Jokers Jokers, are competent sticks.  Collectively as a whole, they are nothing more than a troop of chimpanzees, who scream and fling poo.  To paraphrase K, in Men in Black; An individual squad member of Jokers Jokers is an intelligent, competent, decent person.  Jokers jokers squad is a group of stupid, hoarding, animals.

[Getback]

I'll second that!  
There's a reason that HiTech made squads 32 members. Groups of 50-75+ rolling bases is just a Joke and detrimental to game play.

There are few things that are detrimental to the game play but that isn't one of them. Just the fact that so many join tells you that is what many people enjoy. You can add to the fact that all countries do it too. As far as bragging about capturing bases with just 3 or 4 guys that is nothing. I see where folks capture bases by themselves all the time. I saw a knight capture a vbase by himself on Titanic Tuesday. So be it with the knight that did it. Bish should have been more alert.

What really confounds me is that this was a positive post and yet so many said so many negative things.

This should be right up your alley Shawk. The scoring sytem is detrimental to the game. Most of it depends on milk runs that totally avoid fights. Then once you complete the stats you want you don't bomb, you don't hop into a pt boat. You don't do anything that might put those stats on the line. BTW I figured out how you got a 1300% in damage % on pt boats. I won't say what it is here but it is the lamest thing I ever saw. I haven't tried it in attack mode but I bet it carries over to attack mode as well. I pray that Hitech fixes this with the update.

By comparison any noe, even with a 100 people, is not so lame as the scoring system. If you were truly concerned about what was detrimental to the game I know you would have contacted Hitech on the matter as I have.

[whiteman]

What really confounds me is that this was a positive post and yet so many said so many negative things.

It's the internet, if you have nothing nice to say then by all means speak up.

[Getback]

It's the internet, if you have nothing nice to say then by all means speak up.

 

[TequilaChaser]

i've been though several online flight sims over the years(AW3,WB,EAW) and nothing comes close to Aces High.......After Busher's Hornets merged with Jokers,it went from the point of stagnation(& leaving the game) to a new level of enthusiasm and wanting to log on to see who's on.







These are the reasons I fly now more than ever..

1:Joker
2:Busher
3:Ghi
4:SlammerX
5:Bosco
6:Alka
7:Grewsome
8:Attilla
9:Sedonna
10:U2007
11:Seano
12:Krappy
13:Twizzty
14:Pieper
15:Kdweeb
16:Skully
17:HeavyD
18:Bongboy
19:Towdog
20:Yawrate
21:Stukka
22:Fitzy
23:Online
24:Spite
25:Mike1959
26:Knacks



I challenge any squad to post a role call of squaddies that you think compares to ours.(base captures & MA dominance)

This cohesion and co-operative teamwork of these fine pilots is only made possible by one person..

JOKER 

good for you, Sirlion! I am glad you found something that makes ya enjoy logging on and flying, instead of hanging it up.....

as for the challenge, I will put forth my Squad "The Damned" and challenge you on any and every aspect of base capture, squad vs squad duel, base capture and hold, base defend from capture, is your pockets deep enough to take the challenge?  


also, wtg Joker for pulling together a group that enjoys each others company and has fun flying/participating together.......

[NoBaddy]

What really confounds me is that this was a positive post and yet so many said so many negative things.

A positive post? It was pure, unadulterated self promotion. As for the negative things said...geez, somebody rolls onto a Indy car race track and proclaims.... "My boys are the GREATEST Big Wheel drivers EVER!!" and people aren't supposed to point and laugh? Base capture is, without doubt, the EASIEST aspect of the game. Give me 2 weeks with a bunch of 10 year olds...and they can be the #1 Base Capture Squad in AH. 

BTW, on the Lame-O-Meter, this thread ranks right up there with Egohrt's thread blowin' his own horn about the same tripe. Sheesh.

[BaldEagl]

You have 300% more members... hordeboys! 

You need to get your spreadsheet out.  We only have 100% more members but we do have 300% more captures.  We Da Men!

[Lusche]

Base capture is, without doubt, the EASIEST aspect of the game. Give me 2 weeks with a bunch of 10 year olds...and they can be the #1 Base Capture Squad in AH. 

Well, in Ah we always have a big bunch of 10 year olds looking for a clan, err squad. I'm eagerly looking forward for you to prove that theory 

 

[Getback]

You need to get your spreadsheet out.  We only have 100% more members but we do have 300% more captures.  We Da Men!

The MGVA has you beat Baldeagl with 11 captures and only one member in the squad. (Well really it's an association not a squad) Howsoever, it is usually in conjunction with others efforts.

[Steve]

as for the challenge, I will put forth my Squad "The Damned" and challenge you on any and every aspect of base capture, squad vs squad duel, base capture and hold, base defend from capture, is your pockets deep enough to take the challenge?  

I'm your huckleberry.

[druski85]

Well, in Ah we always have a big bunch of 10 year olds looking for a clan, err squad. I'm eagerly looking forward for you to prove that theory 

Guilds Lusche, the 10 year olds are looking for guilds  

[Lusche]

You need to get your spreadsheet out.  We only have 100% more members but we do have 300% more captures.  We Da Men!

Squads in AHII is showing 3 Members. Gastropods have 1.

Ok, that's 200% more 

[Lusche]

Guilds Lusche, the 10 year olds are looking for guilds  

My bad, but I have read "clan" much more often than guilds