Kiss Launches "Kiss Burger" Franchise

[trax1]

Did you guys read this at the bottom of the menu, "We know what you're thinking: "But most burger joints put their sauce on top!" At KISS BURGER we feel that it's best to spray your sauce in the bottom! It just feels better. And it's closer to the tongue when you eat it!"

[ODBAL]

Did you guys read this at the bottom of the menu, "We know what you're thinking: "But most burger joints put their sauce on top!" At KISS BURGER we feel that it's best to spray your sauce in the bottom! It just feels better. And it's closer to the tongue when you eat it!"

Yea, I caught that but quickly erased it from the Ol' Memory bank.

[skullman]

I only saw these post-guess it was probably better that way

[Bodhi]

that's pretty funny.

[AWwrgwy]

Wonder when he is going to sue for copyright infringement.


wrongway

Let me re-phrase.

Fake

Hoax

Too many KISS stereotypes everywhere.

Clever though.

wrongway

[Masherbrum]

Gene Simmons is a sweetheart.   

[wojo71]

Love or hate KISS music, seems to me we need more rock stars like Gene.


Below is a  Gene Simmon's Quote

"I wasn't born here. But I have a love for this country and its people that knows no bounds. I will forever be grateful to America for going into World War II, when it had nothing to gain, in a country that was far away... and rescued my mother from the Nazi German Concentration Camps. She is alive and I am alive because of America. And, if you have a problem with America, you have a problem with me".

[Bodhi]

Gene Simmons is a sweetheart.   

you're starting to look like a stalker.

[Masherbrum]

you're starting to look like a stalker.

How?   This is one of the few bands I've "tried many times to get into" but cannot.   The only guys I can tolerate listening to, are Peter and Ace.   They were smart and left the egomaniacs.

I used to hate the Grateful Dead, but have found a recent respect for what they actually stood for.   

[Bodhi]

then why not just ignore it.

[GFShill]

This has to be a hoax.  Either that or Gene is too cheap to get a real Web artist.

[Eustace]

This has to be a hoax.  Either that or Gene is too cheap to get a real Web artist.

Hoax?  The real genius behind the Kiss Burger franchise is rock-n-roll journalist/musician/consultant/agent/producer Brett Meisner.  If you are in a band, his tips on press kits and photos is a must read.