What IS up with you guys

[Barrett]

Heck, I bought a pedometer and on a good day I might put 60 - 70 feet on it. Haven't been keeping track lately though, I can't remember where I put the thing...

[ColKLink]

 "you got that right"

[dentin]

<----46 or 47 yrs old,

Well, at least y'all have it narrowed to 1 yr. 

I HAVE a GIRLFRIEND ,

Careful, might lead to 4 ex wives. 

.....,................3 ex wives

I found it financially beneficial to stop after 1.

......lost a few good dogs in my day

Been there..woulda preferred my "ex, getting "lost" instead of my dog. 

.....drank enough whiskey to float a battleship........I guess i have arrived?

Yeah, you've "arrived"..better slow down..next stop is the EXIT