Wrong Way AssAssIn

[SOB]

I'd just like to take this opportunity to thank Hblair for choosing such a perfect representative from the Assassins to send to the con.  Moose was in every way a model Assassin.

-He hardly drank anything the whole weekend
-He spelled AssAssIns wrong on Sally's posters for HTC...AssassAns?
-He doesn't let pesky little details bother him.  Austin, Dallas, what's the difference?
-He looks like he's 12 and looks purty in a dress.  (Sling says you look better in it than he does, so you can keep it!)
-He took nonstop verbal and sexual abuse from a bunch of drunk FDBs and didn't shed one tear.  <S>  


SOB
...now if only that pansy Hblair would show up next year and not be such a pansie.  And Liztard too, Fatty really felt bad about missing his bellybutton kicking!  

[Fatty]

I heard he flew to Canada by mistake trying to go home.

[Pongo]

Ya
We have him here now in remedial assasin training.

[milnko]

I TOLD my wife I'm goin' ta the CON next year. Can't wait to shoot FDBs down AND be able to see the befuddled expressions on thier faces.

Yeah, I know they always have a befuddled look, but it's still gonna be fun.

[sling322]

Heh heh...Moose was a good kid.  Too bad he couldnt get the hook up with Rocky's friend.  

[moose]

hehehe sling

hb, you gotta come. there were no luftwobbles there to challange drex/eagl - they be done next year  

[hblair]

Zig and I were in the training arena while they were doing their thing.

How many guys were standing behind them watching the action in the 2 vs. 2's?

I'm gonna have to go next year. Do they let rednecks in? Will people make fun of they way I tawk?

[Wlfgng]

damned if I might have to find myself in Texas next year too.... sigh.

We can't let Moose do all the fallin' down for the squad...
and yeah.. remedial training for Moose.

[Skuzzy]

Originally posted by hblair:
I'm gonna have to go next year. Do they let rednecks in? Will people make fun of they way I tawk?

Ya gotta be kiddin hb. Ya, we awl tawk real purty here.  Heck fire, ya really thunk anuther redneck will be noticed?  Shoot, i dunt think we goona have any trubles sqeezin in anuthr beer-drankin-gut-over-the-belt-ass-crack-showin redneck here.  

Git yer butt down t'here.

[Drex]

Here is a good moose story at the con.

Jarbo, Moose, RWY, and I were the last ones in the Con Room.  We were all defending a vulched field for the heck of it, and having a good time.  About 1 hour into this I heard a large crash, and looked to my left.  There Moose had passed out on his keyboard.  I finaly shook him awake 100 miles south of our field.

Drex

[Wlfgng]

That's our boy !!!  

[moose]

i was hopin you'd forget that drex  

[Sling]

I wonder if any of these old idiots in this thread are still around?

 

[FLOOB]

FDBs coming back?

[Pongo]

maybe