Author Topic: Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"  (Read 692 times)

Offline Belial

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Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"
« on: April 30, 2009, 09:53:41 PM »
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own. So does she.


 :lol :lol :lol :lol
« Last Edit: April 30, 2009, 10:06:36 PM by Belial »

Offline 68valu

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Re: Remind you of anyone you know?
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2009, 09:56:09 PM »
 :O

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Offline texasmom

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Re: Remind you of anyone you know?
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2009, 09:57:01 PM »
Y'all just stop laughing. It ain't funny. 


















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Offline StokesAk

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Re: Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2009, 10:41:33 PM »
 :rofl Thats the way i want to be when i get old.
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Offline Belial

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Re: Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2009, 11:38:50 AM »
Dont worry Strokes you'll be puttin up with annoying women soon enough.

Offline AWwrgwy

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Re: Remind you of anyone you know?
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2009, 06:08:24 PM »
Y'all just stop laughing. It ain't funny. 


 :lol

OK.  THIS made it ten times funnier.


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Offline Belial

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Re: Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2009, 10:17:11 PM »
check it out my friend bling bling

Offline RumbleB

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Re: Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2009, 10:51:59 PM »
Humour!  :devil  Damn yanks!  :lol

Offline MachFly

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Re: Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2009, 10:54:22 PM »
 :rofl

just 1 question, was the "man" that your talking about you?  :rofl
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Offline crazyivan

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Re: Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2009, 12:21:58 AM »
My grandpop has been sending me bad english since i was 6. Sorry  txmom , but I know to many sexiest jokes . lol sorry humping his ankle, hes 88.
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Offline Nilsen

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Re: Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2009, 12:47:14 AM »
 :rofl

Offline Bark0

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Re: Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2009, 07:28:25 AM »
 :lol

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Offline JAGED

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Re: Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2009, 08:57:15 AM »
</Debbie Downer On>
This joke no longer applies.  Taxes went up on "roll your own" tobacco by a few thousand percentage points.  It's no longer cheaper to "roll your own."   :(
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Still funny...   :D
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Re: Remind you of anyone you know? "humor"
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2009, 05:11:32 PM »
 :rofl :rofl
been there destroyed that