LOL,guess what...

[Nemisis]

Ok so I was looking up some possible planes for this game and it brought up a love spell thingy. I clicked on it to see if it had the aircraft I was looking for in it some where. It was the most idiotic thing I have ever seen. It involved coating a pink candle in extra virgin olive oil, from middle to top and then middle to bottom. Once you lit it you were suppost to focus your "passion, desire, and love for the person you love" into the flame . I am sceptical about wether or not the thing will work as the spell was a "sample" and you had to donate 150$ to that site. I recently tried a chi healing tecnique at an Asia fest type thing. It was the BIGGEST LOAD OF CRAP EVER!!! you had to sit there for 20 miunutes while a "healer" made gestures and hand motions over your head, and then "pulled the 'bad chi' out of your body". I will try it some time to see if it works because they advertised succes spells, wealth spells, wisdom spells, etc. and it it works then it MAYBE, not saying it will be, but maybe worth 100 dollars as there was a phone number and I want to haggle if it works. . If any of you have tried somehting let me know, I think it is kinda funny

[Clone155]

You clicked on a love spell thingy looking for planes? 

[hubsonfire]

What's funny is that there are people who are naive enough to believe that stinky lubricated candles, funny words or interpretive dances might magically heal them or make them win the lottery.

[Nemisis]

Hubsonfire, that is not just funny, it's sad . It kinda makes you wonder who would use that type of thing (stalkers?, lonely internet nerds like that World of Warcraft guy from south park?, people who have trouble accepting rejection?). You know what, I don't even wana know. And cloney, that is not the weirdest thing that has happened, once I typed in neutron stars into the google machine and it brought up ebay selling lamps, apparently it said "bright as a neutron star", and it was in the first 5 sites . Besides I had typed in "russian WWII bombers", I think google is cracked out or something. I still can't belive people are dumb enough to "donate"l, and that is capitols on the ""'s, 150$, to read a 'spell' or 'charm' off the internet. My favorite turn of phrase is "intoxicating passion charm "

[Meatwad]

Ooooooook

[FYB]

What's funny is that there are people who are naive enough to believe that stinky lubricated candles, funny words or interpretive dances might magically heal them or make them win the lottery.

Behavior and moods are down sides and rises to all animals. Belief is quite different. It only includes humans.  We have beliefs in which we believe, quite obvious, and if weird candles and speeches are in your belief, your mood will change, because you believe, you will become happy, your mood gets good and your chances of good things happening increase.

If you're happy, people will sense it, giving them a slight happiness increase, you, with your mood being so high, will add a BIG percentage of success to your day.

You=Happy, People will sense=Success

-FYB

[Meatwad]

In that case, my mood is generally that of Marvin the Paranoid Android

[Nemisis]

  WHAT?!?!? OMG meatwad, gime (unofficial contraction of give and me, should sound like gi as in giddyup, and some of your happy-hash, as that Chi healing crap has DESTROYED my belife and I need something to improve my mood, as the weather sucks right now and has been for around a week and I am a little stir crazy, or somehting.