Need Some Good Pranks

[Latrobe]

If she has a favorite soda, but hates another (lets say she like Pesi, but can't stand the taste of Dr. Pepper). Buy a Dr. Pepper bottle that looks the same as a Pepsi bottle she might bring to work ( if she does). When she's not looking, take both labels off, and glue the Dr. Pepper label to the Pespi bottle and put it back where you found it. Then when she goes to drink it... . If she questions you about it claim you have been working since you got there, and take a sip of your "Dr. Pepper" 

[Spikes]

If she has a favorite soda, but hates another (lets say she like Pesi, but can't stand the taste of Dr. Pepper). Buy a Dr. Pepper bottle that looks the same as a Pepsi bottle she might bring to work ( if she does). When she's not looking, take both labels off, and glue the Dr. Pepper label to the Pespi bottle and put it back where you found it. Then when she goes to drink it... . If she questions you about it claim you have been working since you got there, and take a sip of your "Dr. Pepper" 

Or you could just dump one drink and put the other in...

[fudgums]

Take her office things, and switch them out with totally different supplies

[fudgums]

Don't think that's going to work, from what I can gather from other people, that's why she's doing this, to flirt with me.  So, that's why I'm looking for one to end it all.  I could be a complete a## and tell her that I want it to stop, but there's no fun in that.

You can be a complete A## but have fun with it.

Plan A

Give her special K in the morning, then at lunch bring her veggies and slimfast shake. At dinner, tell her that Jenny Craig left a message at the office. And her food will be left in her front yard.

Give me a few to think of something 

[Enker]

Get a bag of balloons and a box of condoms (get the kind with out any "special" stuff). Cut a hole in the bag with VERY sharp scissors. Remove the balloons and replace with condoms, preferably colorful, so there is little difference at first glance. Use a lighter to seal bag up.
Give to co-worker, serves 1.

It works, I know from experience.

[Mustaine]

This one's a bit mean, but still fun...

if the hand set of the phone on her desk can be taken apart put a small piece of lunch meat in the talking part of the handset. In a few days / weeks it will spoil and every time she picks up the phone it will stink horribly bad. Trust me this one works.

If she has a cloth seat on her chair you can pour water over it all (you have to get every part wet so the color looks uniform), then she sits down...

If she walks away from her computer you can change the language settings for just google to Klingon, or Yiddish or something.


In M$ Word you can change the autocorrect for words like "the" to funny, or evil things.


In the control panel you can invert the mouse movements and buttons.

Replace all her pens with caps super glued on



here's some more ideas:
http://lifehacker.com/373817/top-10-harmless-geek-pranks

[DMBEAR]

Make sure you are the last guy in the office and the rest should be easy.

1.  Get a cheap copy of the Kama Sutra and write her an intimate note on the inside cover making it look like it was a gift from an old boyfriend.

2.  Type out a provocative letter that looks like she wrote it to the UPS or Fed ex guy, or any other person that frequently visits the office. 

3.  Set the copier to 10 copies. Make a copy of a letter w/ a nice picture from the book.

4.  Leave the book in the copy machiene, and nine copies.

5.  Send the fax to your home or a safe #, and leave the receipt acknowledgment on the fax.

6.  Don't be late for work the next day, and bring donuts.

[1pLUs44]

Don't think that's going to work, from what I can gather from other people, that's why she's doing this, to flirt with me.  So, that's why I'm looking for one to end it all.  I could be a complete a## and tell her that I want it to stop, but there's no fun in that.

Sail 'n Bail.




 

[DJ111]

Get long heavy duty zip ties...

Get under her car and tie them all around her drive shaft, making sure that the excess is poking out far enough to thwack the underside of the car or any nearby parts...

Enjoy.

[avionix]

This one has worked well for me over the years.

Take a zip tie that is nearly the same color as the phone cord on the handset and the base.  Put the zip tie as close as possible to the ends of the phone cable and cut the excess off.  When she goes to pick up the phone, she should pull the base with the handset.

Another, is to take a box full of packing peanuts and put it next to her desk.  But, have the bottom cut out so that when she picks it up, the peanuts scatter on the floor.  We can get our receiving person with that one all the time.

[redwing7]

I say fill her entire car with packing peanuts.

[Lazerr]

I say fill her entire car with packing peanuts.

Done this one...  My buddy had a bad habbit of leaving his moonroof open.  I warned him a few months prior and finally he got it.

[VonMessa]

So basically, you are trying to get her to stop flirting with you?

Tell her that your Aces High Squad has sworn you to an oath of celibacy because it interferes with your concentration.  Emphasize that this is very important because your CO will demote you if he finds out and not let you fly in FSO on Friday niights.  Explain how you believe this to be true and you don't want to lose your chances of getting #1 rank in the Main Arena.   Tell her it is your dream to be teh l337 fitr pilet!

While explaining all of this to her, make sure you use exaggerated hand motions like you have a stick and throttle right there with you.  Wearing a scarf and goggles or showing her the secret ones you "keep in your desk at all time in case of emergency" isn't a bad idea either.  When you walk away from the conversation, spread your arms like wings and make engine sounds when you "fly" away.

If all of that doesn't turn her off, then I say she might be a rare breed and possibly even a keeper. 

Either that or just %@# her blue until you get tired of it.

[dunnrite]

Mount a car horn under her car and hook it up to the brake light circuit.  Had a friend about get into a fight due to another drivers road rage.   

[Babalonian]

So basically, you are trying to get her to stop flirting with you?

Tell her that your Aces High Squad has sworn you to an oath of celibacy because it interferes with your concentration.  Emphasize that this is very important because your CO will demote you if he finds out and not let you fly in FSO on Friday niights.  Explain how you believe this to be true and you don't want to lose your chances of getting #1 rank in the Main Arena.   Tell her it is your dream to be teh l337 fitr pilet!

While explaining all of this to her, make sure you use exaggerated hand motions like you have a stick and throttle right there with you.  Wearing a scarf and goggles or showing her the secret ones you "keep in your desk at all time in case of emergency" isn't a bad idea either.  When you walk away from the conversation, spread your arms like wings and make engine sounds when you "fly" away.

If all of that doesn't turn her off, then I say she might be a rare breed and possibly even a keeper. 

Either that or just %@# her blue until you get tired of it.

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