Let's see, June at Parris Island......oh boy, you're gonna have fun. It's going to be rather warm but nothing you can't handle. Just keep in mind, DO NOT SCRATCH AT SAND FLEAS. You're going to and others are and you're going to see why, it's inevitable. And don't think you can be slick and scratch without someone noticing, your DI's will tell you that it's noticeable and it is. gyrene will tell you whenever you're in front of a formation you can see everything. People think they can blend in, but they can't
Be loud, be intense, do what you're told when you're told and you won't have any problems. What you hear about it being somewhere around 75% or more mental is true, it really is. So, go ahead and start getting ready. Start having someone come into your room at 0545 and scream "15 MINUTES TO LIGHTS" and have them do that every 5 minutes until 0600 when they scream "LIGHTS LIGHTS LIGHTS" and you instantly jump out of your rack and make it in about 10 seconds and get on the line still sleepy eyed. Then give yourself about 20 seconds to get dressed sitting on a footlocker with another bald headed moron bumping elbows and getting in each others way until you're dressed ready to form up outside. Then march down to the kitchen still sleepy eyed and wait in line for about 10 minutes just to have 2 or less minutes to eat, dump your trash which consists of over half of what you were given which wasn't much to start with and drop your tray in the galley, then run outside with speed and intensity and form up again. All this is after you went to sleep, well tried to around 2200. Then you had to wake up for fire watch at 0100 which meant at 1250 someone came and woke you up after you have only had a good hour or so of sleep. Then you didn't get back to sleep until around 0230 if you're lucky because the moron you woke up for your relief for fire watch took his sweet time waking up and getting ready and of course you weren't sleepy anymore.
This is just the first lesson which covers probably your first 30 minutes of the day, we will conduct follow up lessons at a time and place to be determined later.