Author Topic: I was wrong about the Spit 16  (Read 1856 times)

Offline caldera

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I was wrong about the Spit 16
« on: August 24, 2009, 04:05:51 PM »
It's true.  :o




     While on a break from AH2, I was thinking about my disdain for Spitfires and why I never fly them. I

have been a Spit basher (especially the 16) on the forums and in general never really liked them.

In retrospect, it seems irrational given my fascination with all the WWII hardware. Maybe I should give the

Spitfires a second look.



     I took the liberty of reviewing some of my AH films from a new perspective - one without prejudice. In so

doing, I have actually (and a little reluctantly) developed a respect for this fine cartoon war bird. In order to

kind of smooth things over with the Spitfire fan base, I have created a short pictorial tribute to showcase the

Spit 16 in all of its splendour.






Handsome Design



A look that means business and strikes fear into the hearts of lesser opponents.




Amazing Performance



The Spit XVI can hang on the prop like nothing else.




Great Visibility



A bubble canopy promotes heightened SA and allows for truly majestic views.




Legendary Maneuverability



Taking negative G stick stirring to the next level.




Superb Energy Retention



The Spit 16 can go on seemingly forever.




Awesome Firepower



Her fearsome guns can unleash torrents of hot lead, with devastating results.




The Total Package



Despite its many qualities, The Spit XVI demands a skilled and fearless pilot for it to really shine. Particularly when attempting the highly technical "Luftberry" maneuver.






As to the allegations that the Spixteen is a UFO, that may or may not be true. However, I have uncovered photographic proof that the Seafire is indeed enhanced with alien technology.

Behold the Seafire Mk. MCMLXXVIII:






« Last Edit: August 24, 2009, 04:08:55 PM by caldera »
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Offline Lazerr

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Re: I was wrong about the Spit 16
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2009, 04:10:58 PM »
YESSSSSSSS  :aok

Offline moot

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Re: I was wrong about the Spit 16
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2009, 04:22:04 PM »
Cracking!
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Offline waystin2

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Re: I was wrong about the Spit 16
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2009, 04:23:18 PM »
I am a Spit fan, but good satire is good satire!   :rofl
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Offline StokesAk

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Re: I was wrong about the Spit 16
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2009, 04:50:17 PM »
 :rofl
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Offline pluck

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Re: I was wrong about the Spit 16
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2009, 04:52:22 PM »
lol :rofl
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Offline horble

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Re: I was wrong about the Spit 16
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2009, 04:52:28 PM »
 :rofl
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Offline B4Buster

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Re: I was wrong about the Spit 16
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2009, 05:19:59 PM »
 :lol :rofl
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Offline Noir

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Re: I was wrong about the Spit 16
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2009, 05:36:15 PM »
 :rofl
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Offline CountD90

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Re: I was wrong about the Spit 16
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2009, 05:39:33 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
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Offline Rattler

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Re: I was wrong about the Spit 16
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2009, 05:40:28 PM »
hahaha :rofl
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Offline malpeake

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Re: I was wrong about the Spit 16
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2009, 05:43:29 PM »
ROFL.  :rofl
I fly Spits because I'm  Brit, It's in our DNA to fly Spits.

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Offline BMathis

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Re: I was wrong about the Spit 16
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2009, 05:44:14 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl     :rock   :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Great stuff.  Wonder what I can dig up on the 190.  :noid
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Offline Lazerr

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Re: I was wrong about the Spit 16
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2009, 05:57:46 PM »
When is this uber UFO going to get perked? 

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Re: I was wrong about the Spit 16
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2009, 06:10:42 PM »
 :D :D :D :aok
Good stuff.

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