It is rumored that Corky was in charge of the last shipment. He tripped on the way to the hanger and broke his hip. Not wanting the shipment to just sit there he seal crawled to the hanger. He couldn't perform a proper preflight inspection and failed to notice the missing left wing, missing right prop, corroded tail booms, seized turbo chargers, flat nose wheel tire, and the fuel tank being used as a margarita storage bin. He has been turning circles in the hanger for weeks now and is rumored to have soiled himself so the decals are a little crappy now....if they ever get delivered....
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