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What is wrong with Madonna, if anything?

She has become a big follower of the Extreme Calorie Restriction Diet, that is become a fad among many new age baby boomers.   This diet often involves a man eating no more than 1,800 calories a day, to a woman only eating 1,300 calories.   Some women are said to be going as low as only 1,000 calories a day!

Devotees of the Diet claim that it can increase one's lifespan to 120 years, if followed correctly.   Do you think that this is accurate and true?  Scientific research on laboratory rats has proven that they are much healthier and live much longer if they are starved.   

Will Madonna perhaps live to be 120?   Will she still be recording music when she is 80, even 100 ??

This photo shows what she looks like today, at age 51.  Do you think that she will have another 51 years?  How long do you think she has to live??



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Re: Is Madonna's Extreme Calorie Restriction Diet Really Working? -- PHOTO
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2009, 03:56:29 AM »
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Re: Is Madonna's Extreme Calorie Restriction Diet Really Working? -- PHOTO
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2009, 04:36:53 AM »
idk, she scares me big time.

Saw this on MTV one morning... thought she was gonna climb out of the TV and kill me.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wCky69JHSU

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Re: Is Madonna's Extreme Calorie Restriction Diet Really Working? -- PHOTO
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2009, 05:15:01 AM »
Madonna has a new 21 yr old Boyfriend.  He recently said that he was "crushed" when he heard Madonna state that she never wants to get married again.

Madonna looks so bad, that she is resorting to wearing long sleeves and long pants in order to conceal her emaciated body.  Yet, she has a young dude more than willing to be her lover.   

Madonna does have a net worth estimated to be over $350 Million.   I wonder how that plays into all of this?

Here she is with her new toy:


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Re: Is Madonna's Extreme Calorie Restriction Diet Really Working? -- PHOTO
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2009, 08:52:43 AM »
It's like Guy Ritchie said:  "It's like making love to grizzle."
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Re: Is Madonna's Extreme Calorie Restriction Diet Really Working? -- PHOTO
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2009, 10:08:10 AM »
It's like Guy Ritchie said:  "It's like making love to grizzle."


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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2009, 10:43:37 AM »
i hate her as much as i hate Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohand
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« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2009, 10:47:33 AM »
I think i barfed a little in my mouth.  :(
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Re: Is Madonna's Extreme Calorie Restriction Diet Really Working? -- PHOTO
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2009, 10:47:35 AM »
That's Lohan.  But seriously a 1800 cal per day diet, wow if I tried that my body would go all black hole on me.  Here's a question how long does her energy hold out when doing anything other than sitting around.
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« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2009, 10:47:47 AM »
i hate her as much as i hate Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohand

Why?
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Re: Is Madonna's Extreme Calorie Restriction Diet Really Working? -- PHOTO
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2009, 11:17:46 AM »


She has become a big follower of the Extreme Calorie Restriction Diet, that is become a fad among many new age baby boomers.   This diet often involves a man eating no more than 1,800 calories a day, to a woman only eating 1,300 calories.   Some women are said to be going as low as only 1,000 calories a day!

Pretty ignoran writter, probably some fat chick.
It's not how many callories you eat, it's what those calories are made off. You can eat 4 sneackers bar and 4 cokes, and those 2000 cal would make u sicker than a 600 cal Subway meal. (Not that it's good for me but I live on 1000 cal/day on week days). My wife being the health freack, we have a diet of mostly Beans/tofu/wheat/soy and she became a freacking wizzard in taste like normal food. Heck I never thought I'd like a Tofu italian saussage, or a black bean burger  :uhoh but I have to give it up, very little taste loss for how good this stuff is for you compared to the heart attack equivalent.
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Re: Is Madonna's Extreme Calorie Restriction Diet Really Working? -- PHOTO
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2009, 12:34:56 PM »
Why?

To make you angry and question him.  
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« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2009, 01:13:36 PM »
Why?

Really bad role models for the young minds.
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« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2009, 01:17:57 PM »
Pretty ignoran writter, probably some fat chick.
It's not how many callories you eat, it's what those calories are made off. You can eat 4 sneackers bar and 4 cokes, and those 2000 cal would make u sicker than a 600 cal Subway meal. (Not that it's good for me but I live on 1000 cal/day on week days). My wife being the health freack, we have a diet of mostly Beans/tofu/wheat/soy and she became a freacking wizzard in taste like normal food. Heck I never thought I'd like a Tofu italian saussage, or a black bean burger  :uhoh but I have to give it up, very little taste loss for how good this stuff is for you compared to the heart attack equivalent.

I never liked anything about Madonna except maybe her voice but she always sang the worse songs or destroyed good ones by bringing them into the 'electro-synth age' (ala 'American Pie').

Want a steak? Buffalo meat is good stuff and recommended to heart patients because of the low low fat content among other things... appeals to the native american in me also...  impossible to distinguish from beef by taste :salute
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Re: Is Madonna's Extreme Calorie Restriction Diet Really Working? -- PHOTO
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2009, 01:51:36 PM »
 impossible to distinguish from beef by taste :salute


Not true.  It has a different texture, requires a slightly different cooking procedure and (to give my opinion) it tastes better when cooked correctly.  It's just a bit too expensive for some of us to eat regularly.   :cry
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