lets call them outdated then. which would be accurate. the origional p38 default skins they are based off of was based on the 512x512 standards of detail in some ways kind of like these skins.
im sad you are not supportive of my Simon Cowell approach to judging abstract displays of talent or lack thereof krusty
Outdated is preferrable to eyesore.
And contrary to your opinion, it was completely made from scratch as a 1024x1024 skin. To add to it further, it also took a lot of work, research, and many adjustments based upon community input on this here messageboards.
If you don't like the style, that's perfectly fine. Everyone has a different style, and heck some (like myself) even have a different style between skins (compare Cracker (the one you so non-eloquently used as an example) vs. Kiwtcherpis'n, vs. Billy's Filly). But there's a difference between disliking a style, and calling something an eyesore lacking of talent.
Oh, and also, you'd likely get better response by explaining what style choices you'd prefer to be updated, than just dismissing something that had over 40 manhours of time sunk into it.