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Offline 1Boner

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If bears could fly-------
« on: December 26, 2009, 08:24:34 PM »
Pilots would be in BIG trouble.

I think a bear did more damage to this plane than a few 20mm shells would have!

The story I read about these pictures goes something like this:

These guys were on a fly in fishing trip somewhere north of bumfart Alaska.

They left a cooler with some bait in the plane.

Big mistake.









These guys radioed one of their buddies to fly them in a new set of tires , a roll of plastic and 3 cases of duct tape. (standard issue S.A.P.P. equipment) :salute





They put the gun back in its holster and flew home for a lovely fish dinner! :bolt:
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Re: If bears could fly-------
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2009, 08:39:20 PM »
i think i would fear flying in that......but did they REALLY do it? fly it out like that? that IS friggin AMAZING!
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Offline eagl

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Re: If bears could fly-------
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2009, 08:55:14 PM »
I've read of much worse repairs...  One guy (Reeves) would repair minor tears/rips in his plane with cloth strips and water...  The water would freeze as solid and tight as the usual dope and paint repair, and he could keep flying without making a long term repair until the weather got above freezing a few months later.
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Offline Casca

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Re: If bears could fly-------
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2009, 09:20:43 PM »
ROFL  Looks like Red Green fixed it.  I'd like to see the 337 for that.
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Offline Motherland

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Re: If bears could fly-------
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2009, 09:26:26 PM »
The tail number written on with sharpie in the last photo takes it from 'awesome' to 'amazing'. These pictures are great :D

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Re: If bears could fly-------
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2009, 09:27:10 PM »
 :rofl Is there anything duct tape can't do.
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Re: If bears could fly-------
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2009, 09:40:29 PM »
:rofl Is there anything duct tape can't do.

it can't save my cartoon airplane.  :noid
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Re: If bears could fly-------
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2009, 10:42:59 PM »
Thats it.  we need duct tape on AH to fix any damage on our AC. 
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Offline trigger2

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Re: If bears could fly-------
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2009, 11:50:30 PM »
I do believe my sig says it all.  :neener:
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only
need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the
WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
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Re: If bears could fly-------
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2009, 12:53:11 AM »
I do believe my sig says it all.  :neener:

litle bit of a hijack......


forget wd40.

try freeze off. i use that almost exclusively at the shop now.  :aok
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Offline Latrobe

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Re: If bears could fly-------
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2009, 12:59:51 AM »
Duct Tape fixes all problems! On Mythbusters they used 99 stripes of tape to lift a car off the ground for over 2 minutes before it broke! They also fixed a hole in a boat, and even made a WHOLE BOAT out of DUCT TAPE, and it worked! :eek:

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Re: If bears could fly-------
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2009, 01:19:14 AM »
I like PB Blast

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Re: If bears could fly-------
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2009, 05:54:54 AM »


 :noid
Put a +1 on your geekness atribute  :aok

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Re: If bears could fly-------
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2009, 10:50:29 PM »
How much would it suck to be stuck in the middle of nowhere because a bear ate your plane?
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Re: If bears could fly-------
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2009, 08:18:06 AM »
imagine explaining that to the insurance co too
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