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Offline Meatwad

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Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2010, 09:30:52 PM »
They need to add a big red panic button for times when you can't shake a bandit.

Or a big "Dont panic" sign/book
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Offline Sonicblu

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Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2010, 11:02:26 PM »
Only thing I noticed was that the to main gauges where on there side. I just figured thats the way they are supposed to be.

Didnt really think much of it.

Offline Gianlupo

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Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2010, 06:54:45 AM »
They need to add a big red panic button for times when you can't shake a bandit.

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Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2010, 07:10:03 AM »
 :rofl  That's great  :rofl
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Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2010, 10:11:52 AM »
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Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2010, 11:33:50 AM »
hehe  he even copyrighted it lol

Lol, what kind of lawyer would I be, else? ;)
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Offline BowHTR

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Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2010, 08:10:18 PM »
lol thats great
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Offline SHawk

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Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2010, 03:16:23 AM »
Lol, what kind of lawyer would I be, else? ;)

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Offline Gianlupo

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Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2010, 09:28:38 AM »
I assume that's why you always overdo when shooting me down!  :P
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Offline SHawk

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Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2010, 10:13:22 AM »
I assume that's why you always overdo when shooting me down!  :P

Oh yeah! Gotta make sure! :aok


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Offline Bear76

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Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2010, 12:25:31 PM »
Lol, what kind of lawyer would I be, else? ;)
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Offline Dadsguns

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Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
« Reply #26 on: March 21, 2010, 09:28:00 AM »

Do you know how to read the Moron Alert Level gauge?


The fascinating thing about your gauge, its actually registering something........   :rofl


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Re: Have you checked your Moron Alert Level gauge?
« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2010, 09:32:40 AM »
I think Beefcake told me it had something to do with morns sitting level on your six and in range of your tail gun....not sure though  :D
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