Your best bet is incorrect, I do have a girlfriend. Next, I have some self control, unfortunately for you, you seem to lack it. I was hoping that this wasn't going to happen, but the fashion critic always gets smacked. If you guys don't like my opinions about their outfits nobody is forcing you to come on this board at the point of a gun. Finally, my latest posts aren't as fiery as my previous ones, if you want me to pull out the flamethrower, now's the time to ask.
Maybe you're just flaming.
-Penguin
Lighten up, Nancy. Perhaps you missed the "laughter" emoticon that indicated my entire post was tongue-in-cheek, but then again maybe you're just a drama queen. I stand by my point, tho... your "standards" that give a smoking hot babe a '3 out of 5' are rediculous and silly - and you have been critiquing more than just their "outfits." There are probably 2 or 3 out of 'em (+ the d00ds)- at the most - all that I wouldn't go Ron Jeremy on. Anybody who says differently is either a)blind, b)stupid, or 3)gay.
And I'm sure you do have a girlfriend: