I just can hear it over the radio now,..
Pee-a-lot1: "Hey dude! I wanna touch buddy!"
Pilot2: "Uh,...uh....Listen you pervert, get off my channel!"
Pee-a-lot1: "But dude playing with a touch buddy is so cool!"
Pilot2: "Listen kid, you want to play touch with your buddy, it is your business, just keep it off the radio!"
Pee-a-lot3: "REPORT HIM!"
It's just wrong on sooo many levels.