Muppet Fan Club

[warhed]

Hey Steve showed up, great, as the MFCP (Muppet Fan Club President), I get a lot of mail about Steve.

Most of the questions are the usual "Steve got away!" Or "Steve unjustly killed me!"  Same old rhetoric. 

As for me, I have a Steve Roadrunner Action Figure Doll on my desk at all times, I love me some Steve.

MFCP (Muppet Fan Club President)

[Bear76]

Can someone throw a can of dog food over here to get Junky off the Muppet Fan Club President's ankle please?
 

Just piss down your leg like you do when you see us coming 

[warhed]

Just piss down your leg like you do when you see us coming 

How much a month do they charge you to remain a Muppet?

[Spikes]

How much a month do they charge you to remain a Muppet?

We just need to tell them we owned you, and our monthly subscription is renewed.

[warhed]

We just need to tell them we owned you, and our monthly subscription is renewed.

You see?  Children like Spikes are our future...

 

[whipster22]

warhed is the is the the crazy guy 

[Bear76]

How much a month do they charge you to remain a Muppet?

You couldn't afford it 

[Steve]

 

I never run from you Warhead, you are always high above me and waiting for me to engage another  before you attack. Go ahead, post your excuses for this.

From the brief conversations we've had about you on channel, I can tell you there's not a muppet in the squad who thinks kindly of you. "sweetheart" is the most common word used to decribe you.

So you can pretend this thread is a troll when anyone who is up to speed on you knows it's just a feeble attempt to cover your displeasure at never being invited.


It pleases me that your Muppet envy is on display for the world to see.  You will never be a Muppet.

Now, that's 15 seconds  of thought I've given to you.  Your mouth far outruns any semblance of skill you have and you are utterly unlikeable. Therefore, I dismiss you from my thoughts permanently.  You are unworthy of even the most fleeting of consideration.

[grizz441]

As for me, I have a Steve Roadrunner Action Figure Doll on my desk at all times, I love me some Steve.

Is it equipped with a laser gun sight and 6 50 cals?

[whipster22]

 

[SPKmes]

[Slash27]

How much a month do they charge you to remain a Muppet?

How much sleep have you lost thinking about it?

[Masherbrum]

Why is there an issue with Slash and Bear being Muppets?   

[JunkyII]

Why is there an issue with Slash and Bear being Muppets?   

It seems they are the weak links in the tribe.






I mean....If I can club them around like baby seals..........I wonder what some better sticks do with them.


 

[whipster22]

I'm a baby seal