Here's a list of things that are OK to be in bread:
Wheat
Salt
Yeast
Note the lack of vegetables on that list.
I'll use one of my old man sayings for this one:
"You don't know what your missing"
and add
"If you try it you will wish you had not waited so long"
btw flight that pear idea sounds pretty darn good too. now my damn mouth is watering again.