I posted this in my squad forum under the subject
"How to make a Headhunter Shake"
First get 1 Headhunter (preferably of average size, weight and intelligence...be sure to make sure he gets up at 230am so as not to have his head to clear, this may result in the Headhunter coming to his senses)
Add a 32ft Black fin sportfisher boat
Carefully place the Headhunter on the deck of the Blackfin
Add 2 Container Ships....be sure your Container ships are of a size that are able to be seen from space with the naked eye
Place all ingrediants in the Atlantic Ocean
No need to shake....the container ships take care of that on their own
<Tip> Just make sure the Container Ships pass really close, this will result in a more evenly blended shake
Scoop whats left of the Headhunter off the deck of the boat (making sure to pull his foot, a fishing pole, and misc bait and tackle out of his arse)
Enjoy!!
Went out on a friends boat today fluke fishing (caught so many I think im going to have Popeye arms tommorow)
Had these 2 things pass by WAY to close......ever see what a container ship wake does to a 32ft Black Fin Sportfisherman? Dear god i thought we were going over..The 2nd ships wake was so bad, that the rods in the holder touched the water....scary toejam!!!!!
Our boat (sorry but this is the best pic i have of her)
The first Container ship..... (ever hear the saying "object in mirror are closer than they appear?.....Just swap out mirror with photo...this thing was about 300yrds of the starboard quarter
2nd one about an hour later....this beauty was about 150 to 200 off the port quarter....this is the one that really tossed us around
After i collected myself...I had the opportunity to hear our my buddie rip the heck outt the Capt of the 2nd container ship.....The container captain oppologied profusely (he stated he though we were a bouy
Ill post more about the fishing tommorow, im beat tonight