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Offline SPKmes

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Here we are again AKUAG recruiting
« on: August 22, 2010, 10:35:10 PM »
     Airborne Kitchen Utensil Assault Group

                                                              

                                    


Really!...What more needs to be said here...Who wouldn't want this insignia on the side of their weapon of choice..

It seems this 'Real world cult movement' has stamped itself within our ranks. This has in turn, shown itself through the lack of time for some of the ratings to participate regularly. I find myself in the difficult position of looking for a few new ratings for our squad..

We are a loosely formed squad of guys with no fixed agendas...other than our squad night you are free to fly/GV and do as you like. Obviously the aim of a squad is comradeship, so joining forces when on together is encouraged.. We look to have fun and cause mayhem...whether this be mixing it within a large red dar, denying late night runners an easy take or just taking the jeeps down to the beach for some sun, surf, brews,and a BarB...Although we are pretty relaxed, we do try for a good standard of game play and 200 banter....and we always try to get home.
Also keep in mind that we are paying homage to those before us who did this type of thing for real, before our magic box was invented, so a reasonable amount of respect is expected.
We are, as many know, made up of Kiwis and Aussies, I inform you of this because our humor can offend (not as much as the poms but still ) :D and for the time zone we fly...

                            Some of our requirements

Must be a subscribed member
Must not be over bearing (We are a laid back bunch)
Vox coms capability..
Of a mature stature
Attend Squad events regularly
Fly in the South Pacific/East Asian times zones.


You must fly/drive what you like**
You must try to steal squaddies kills
Your score should be for personal growth not stature

On becoming a Utensil, although it is not a requirement we encourage the use of a Kitchen utensil call sign....not only is it cool, the ladies love it..  

If you like the laid back lifestyle with a kick buttocks (it really isn't the same with this language filter  :lol :lol ) attitude and feel you might like to have go at the Utensil style let us know...

** Squad nights could have a designated plane or vehicle..also Squad ride is the P51D.

Squad night is at present Tuesday (view to adding another day/time in the future) nights 10pm NZST.. These consist of different variables each night...First week of every month is DA time where we learn from each other and the Third week is Squaddies choice, this where a member of the squad is picked at the beginning of each month to lead the squads operations for the night. The other weeks are pre determined, varied operations.
 

Oh yes...We have a blender too    :P

PM, post here, or hassle one of us online if you have an interest.
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Offline Becinhu

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Re: Here we are again AKUAG recruiting
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2010, 11:17:31 PM »
turkeybaster would be a good callsign, but too many letters. :neener:
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Re: Here we are again AKUAG recruiting
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2010, 09:10:02 AM »
Good Squad!  :aok
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Re: Here we are again AKUAG recruiting
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2010, 09:51:42 PM »
Ok scenarios over now I can spend more time looking for recruits......


Nah.. who am I kidding ...this was just a Bump  :D

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Re: Here we are again AKUAG recruiting
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2010, 10:05:22 PM »
Tongs S! GL bud
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Re: Here we are again AKUAG recruiting
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2010, 07:14:23 PM »
Great bunch of Guys, I recommend this product or service!

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Re: Here we are again AKUAG recruiting
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2010, 04:04:35 PM »
welcome back/aboard....Hmmmmm 'Forkit' 

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Re: Here we are again AKUAG recruiting
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2010, 01:05:22 PM »
Welcome to the kitchen ... Iroda ...
Watch this space for a couple of new utensil names floating about the arenas soon.

We are still looking for a few more guys. If you are interested, as said in the OP hassle us in-game or send us a message.

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Re: Here we are again AKUAG recruiting
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2010, 04:51:13 AM »
It honestly sounds to good to be true. BEST SQUAD OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!  :aok :aok
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Re: Here we are again AKUAG recruiting
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2010, 04:26:25 AM »
Welcome    GRILLER    This is the officer formerly known as  Iroda ....



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Re: Here we are again AKUAG recruiting
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2010, 03:04:03 AM »
Just a heads up...Harpi  is now known by the handle  Skewer... that is all


Oh yeah....We are still looking for a few guys...Read the little right up in the OP and if you think you can handle the Kitchen give us a yell... <S> ....

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Re: Here we are again AKUAG recruiting
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2010, 12:20:35 PM »
Just a heads up...Harpi  is now known by the handle  Skewer... that is all


Oh yeah....We are still looking for a few guys...Read the little right Write up in the OP and if you think you can handle the Kitchen give us a yell... <S> ....


I really should proof read before I post  :lol :lol :lol