Waystin,
You used to be such a nice piglette at one time. Why Oh Whyyy do you now get me into so many things that are soooo bad for my health.......Complete strangers try to kill me because you Waystined their bacon hours before I logged in. At this rate I'm gonna have to start wearing asbestos long johns. It's no longer red lice in the bushes with you. Now it's red fly's N lice everywhere.....
Once a Piggy figures out which end of the stick goes Boom.........Boom this...Oink that.....bacon fried lice and flyed BishdyRooky pies.......Oh My.
I better be gettin RED Asbestos Long Johns for Christmas Waystin........snort.