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Offline Meatwad

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Banana shaped world
« on: October 08, 2010, 07:08:46 PM »
From the last thread, A discussion was brought up on how to use sheeps bladders to prevent earthquakes........

This new learning amazes me  :)
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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2010, 07:10:05 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on October 08, 2010, 07:08:46 PM
From the last thread, A discussion was brought up on how to use sheeps bladders to prevent earthquakes........

This new learning amazes me  :)
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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2010, 08:56:33 PM »
Come on, no insight at all?

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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2010, 09:05:09 PM »
I'm sorry I was busily contemplating my navel for the better part of the day.

So, from my studies, what you need is the undiluted urine of a virgin calf (about a gallon or so), a tablespoon of vinegar, three dashes of dog hair, and a newt eye.  You mix these up thoroughly and put them in the bladder.  Suspend the now filled bladder over the critical area of the fault line and it seems to reduce seismic activity.  I'm still actively searching Wikipedia to see if there are specific instructions on locating the proper point in the critical area but will get back to you when I am satisfied with my research. 
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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2010, 08:35:39 PM »
What would happen if you used urine from an non-virgin calf?
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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2010, 08:39:36 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on October 10, 2010, 08:35:39 PM
What would happen if you used urine from an non-virgin calf?

It would make the tsar bomb look like a firecracker.
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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2010, 08:47:45 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on October 10, 2010, 08:35:39 PM
What would happen if you used urine from an non-virgin calf?

It would cause a severe shift of major tectonic plates causing the earths rotation to slow down dramatically.  Some theorize that this could also change our distance from the sun + / - 10 to 15 percent.  This, of course, would have disastrous effects on the environment and survival rates of all species would be severely jeopardized. 

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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2010, 09:12:25 PM »
As long as the Vogons dont decide to use this area of the solar system for an intergalactic expressway
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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2010, 09:15:08 PM »
I heard they were in treaty negotiations with the reptilians...
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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2010, 09:23:51 PM »
Should all emoticons be of the banana variety? Support your argument in a 3 chunk scheafer essay utilizing no less than 4 ack-ack quotes.
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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2010, 09:32:45 PM »
I'll take my F now please

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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2010, 07:06:39 AM »
Without knowing what the 'other thread' the OP was referring, this sounds like either the results, or a new episode, of another creative insight attempt by the Mythbusters.

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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2010, 08:19:05 AM »
The lack of sheep make finding a virgin calf very difficult.


The last one we found didn't stay eligible long enough to gather a sample.    :uhoh
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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2010, 11:30:32 AM »
They are trying to tap into the motion sensors on laptops though. :D


....as for urine  ...... they are using an extract from it (called Urea) to clean diesel engine exhausts now.
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Re: Banana shaped world
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2010, 11:47:57 AM »
Teams have been dispatched in hopes of finding a virgin calf.  Despite abject failure to locate one in Texas, Arkansas, Tennessee, Georgia, and Florida, we remain cautiously optimistic.  

Edit: This just in.  In unrelated research we've discovered that some women weigh the same as a duck. 
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