Forgive me Grizz for I have sinned...

[SunBat]

If I weren't dead inside, this thread would warm my heart.

And yes, MOAT still rules the trolling roost.

Grizz, let me handle this, please.

All I have to say is, "Bah".  

I singlehandedly threatened all of your fanbois with two posts. Just 2. Since we are making self-declarations of victory, I hereby declare myself the victor on the grounds that I trolled all of the people that you trolled.  You and the rest of your squad trolled them as noobs and gained their unwavering adoration and following.  I trolled them as vets and now they have hate for SunBat.  The mark of a successful troll is the quality of suckers that bite and the enemies that are made.  Oh, I won.  

What makes it even more impressive is the fact that I had no idea I was competing and I still pwnd all of you.      

[dedalos]

Grizz, let me handle this, please.

All I have to say is, "Bah".  

I singlehandedly threatened all of your fanbois with two posts. Just 2. Since we are making self-declarations of victory, I hereby declare myself the victor on the grounds that I trolled all of the people that you trolled.  You and the rest of your squad trolled them as noobs and gained their unwavering adoration and following.  I trolled them as vets and now they have hate for SunBat.  The mark of a successful troll is the quality of suckers that bite and the enemies that are made.  Oh, I won.  

What makes it even more impressive is the fact that I had no idea I was competing and I still pwnd all of you.      

Two post? bahahahaha.  The MOAT started with 0

[Dead Man Flying]

What's funny is that I can think of a number of other trolls done in the game itself that I found just as amusing as the MOAT.  Like the time I had all of the BKs grab 262s and fly them on the deck as slow as they could just to get a feel for their low speed, low alt handling and then told Fester everyone's exact location.  The wailing and gnashing of teeth on squad vox pleased me greatly.

Then there was the time the BKs conspired to allow me to land 100+ kills in a P-40 I think, but we did so in a way that actually hurt my score and lowered my overall rank just so we could see if people cared more about gaming the number of kills or gaming kills for rank.  I don't recall the exact plane involved, but maybe some of the older BKs could fill in that one.

[FLOTSOM]

well seeing as we are wrapping this up i will leave you all with a tidbit of wisdom.......

IF YOU AINT A MUPPET

YOU JUST A PUPPET WITH A FIST UP YOUR PUCKER!!

[dedalos]

What's funny is that I can think of a number of other trolls done in the game itself that I found just as amusing as the MOAT.  Like the time I had all of the BKs grab 262s and fly them on the deck as slow as they could just to get a feel for their low speed, low alt handling and then told Fester everyone's exact location.  The wailing and gnashing of teeth on squad vox pleased me greatly.

Then there was the time the BKs conspired to allow me to land 100+ kills in a P-40 I think, but we did so in a way that actually hurt my score and lowered my overall rank just so we could see if people cared more about gaming the number of kills or gaming kills for rank.  I don't recall the exact plane involved, but maybe some of the older BKs could fill in that one.

I think it was this

[Tordon22]

Careful Dedalos, we don't want any fireball incidents up in here. If I learned anything from 800nate reading harry potter over vox it's that you don't mess with wizards. (too soon?)

[CAP1]

Careful Dedalos, we don't want any fireball incidents up in here. If I learned anything from 800nate reading harry potter over vox it's that you don't mess with wizards. (too soon?)

what exactly is "up in here"?

[68ZooM]

well seeing as we are wrapping this up i will leave you all with a tidbit of wisdom.......

IF YOU AINT A MUPPET

YOU JUST A PUPPET WITH A FIST UP YOUR PUCKER!!

 i'll write that on the outhouse paper

[dedalos]

Careful Dedalos, we don't want any fireball incidents up in here. If I learned anything from 800nate reading harry potter over vox it's that you don't mess with wizards. (too soon?)

Arcane power  . 

[Masherbrum]

61 pages if your using a Black Berry.

    Glad I'm not the only laughing my arse off on the BB knowing at home my page count is significantly lower!   

[Ack-Ack]

Then there was the time the BKs conspired to allow me to land 100+ kills in a P-40 I think, but we did so in a way that actually hurt my score and lowered my overall rank just so we could see if people cared more about gaming the number of kills or gaming kills for rank.  I don't recall the exact plane involved, but maybe some of the older BKs could fill in that one.

I remember that one, if I recall correctly, weren't all those kills proxies?

ack-ack

[Slash27]

Then there was the time the BKs conspired to allow me to land 100+ kills in a P-40 I think, but we did so in a way that actually hurt my score and lowered my overall rank just so we could see if people cared more about gaming the number of kills or gaming kills for rank.  I don't recall the exact plane involved, but maybe some of the older BKs could fill in that one.

It was like 176 kills(I think) in a P-40B that were all proxies. I thought that was better than the MOAT.

[Guppy35]

As this thread comes to a close, just to clarify... the general concensus was that Sunbat's routine weekly troll was not as good as, MOAT, the greatest troll of all time.  That seems to be the basic understanding that I got correct?

Btw llogan, I thought this was a Corky thread which got bitten and assimiliated into a Muppet puppet by the fangs of the Trollbat yes?  

LOL yes it was a Corky thread. Still is as near as I can tell.  And it went right where I figured it would.  Guess it worked as I had planned

[grizz441]

LOL yes it was a Corky thread. Still is as near as I can tell.  And it went right where I figured it would.  Guess it worked as I had planned

Hehe, I don't think anyone believes that for a second corky. 

[Dead Man Flying]

It was like 176 kills(I think) in a P-40B that were all proxies. I thought that was better than the MOAT.

Yeah, that sounds right.  I parked a P-40B next to the Ostwind spawn point just off a friendly base while BKs spawned and despawned, giving me proxy "kills" but doing nothing for my score.  If anything, my kills/hour plummeted.  I also emptied all of my ammo into the air and lowered my accuracy.  The kills were therefore completely meaningless and weren't even officially recorded outside of the arena-wide announcement.  The reaction was pretty funny to say the least.