Author Topic: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school  (Read 1160 times)

Offline camnite

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Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2010, 09:15:38 PM »
i think he was using math. he used it to find the terminal velocity of the rubber band in flight, the angle needed for the right trajectory, how much force it would take to register painful responses, and how many phone calls it took to make his dad mad. he was there to learn math, he just learned his own type of math. :rofl
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Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2010, 11:05:29 PM »
i think he was using math. he used it to find the terminal velocity of the rubber band in flight, the angle needed for the right trajectory, how much force it would take to register painful responses, and how many phone calls it took to make his dad mad. he was there to learn math, he just learned his own type of math. :rofl

You forgot to compensate for altitude and barometric pressure.
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Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2010, 02:10:22 AM »
Nah, not as good as ours.

The rubbershottie.

You hook them over a ruler and twist them in a way that they will break. Then you let them off, makes a nice sort of rubber buckshot pattern. Its awweesome.

Or our handgrenades,Party poppers that you smuggle in, strap them onto a calculator and fling them. BANG,  :x
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Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2010, 06:03:18 PM »
Nah, not as good as ours.

The rubbershottie.

You hook them over a ruler and twist them in a way that they will break. Then you let them off, makes a nice sort of rubber buckshot pattern. Its awweesome.

Or our handgrenades,Party poppers that you smuggle in, strap them onto a calculator and fling them. BANG,  :x

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Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2010, 06:17:52 PM »
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Or a Motorized Rubber Band GATLING GUN: 900rpm.  :banana:

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