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Offline Somerled

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Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
« on: November 30, 2010, 08:22:15 AM »
I have to pick the little runt up since he's expelled for three days.

Seems he was in algebra shooting people with a rubber band gun.

The principal is very angry that he had a weapon of math disruption.
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Offline Mar

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Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2010, 08:27:57 AM »
Quote from: Somerled on November 30, 2010, 08:22:15 AM
The principal is very angry that he had a weapon of math disruption.

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Offline Wayout

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Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2010, 08:40:58 AM »
 :lol :lol :lol
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Offline JunkyII

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Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2010, 08:49:15 AM »
That's great :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2010, 08:49:58 AM »
 :rofl   :aok  :aok
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Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2010, 08:56:14 AM »
+1 :banana: :x
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Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2010, 08:57:01 AM »
Yeah well we all know that rubber band guns are a lead in to more dangerous weapons like paper footballs and spit wads.
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Offline Shuffler

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Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2010, 09:01:57 AM »
This just doesn't add up.
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Offline dunnrite

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Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2010, 09:02:37 AM »
Did you have to sine him out?
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Offline Shuffler

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Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2010, 09:05:34 AM »
For the  good> he was <pleased
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Offline Wayout

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Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2010, 09:26:58 AM »
Quote from: Reschke on November 30, 2010, 08:57:01 AM
Yeah well we all know that rubber band guns are a lead in to more dangerous weapons like paper footballs and spit wads.

Or a Motorized Rubber Band GATLING GUN: 900rpm.  :banana:

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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2010, 09:27:39 AM »
 :aok

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Offline Simaril

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Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2010, 06:20:49 PM »
Principal must be an exponent of order
« Last Edit: November 30, 2010, 06:28:03 PM by Simaril »
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Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2010, 06:26:59 PM »
I can just imagine the scenario:

Bully: "Haha, you retard, learn some math!"

*Pulls out rubber band gun*
*Fap-Fap-Fap-Fap-Fap-Fap-Fap-Fap-Fap-*

Rubber Band Kid: "Boom, headshot!"
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Re: Crap, my kid just got kicked out of school
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2010, 07:38:55 PM »
 :salute :cheers:
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