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Offline DMGOD

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having fun with girlfriend
« on: January 08, 2011, 07:41:54 AM »
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This is the smartest saying ever, period. nothing beats it if you really look deep into he meaning. your a g*&da^*genius dmgod  :aok

Offline FireDrgn

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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2011, 12:45:56 PM »
I was thinking a differant kind of fun..... My bad...
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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2011, 01:20:52 PM »
lol what happened when she finally woke up ?  she sleep through earthquakes to?    :rofl
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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2011, 01:26:12 PM »
lol i was watching her and it didn't look like she was breathing so I thought, crap I killed her. So I woke her up (she was very drunk) and she just walked off to bed. The next morning she wakes me up by telling me that whatever I used to clean the fan was a mistake because it is now all over the place and I had better get up and clean it all up (she is saying this to me while she is covered in baby powder) lol so I get up and get the computer going and show her the video she walks to the bathroom looks in mirror and then i got in a lot of trouble. So very worth it though
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Quote from: greens on January 03, 2011, 02:51:37 AM
This is the smartest saying ever, period. nothing beats it if you really look deep into he meaning. your a g*&da^*genius dmgod  :aok

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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2011, 01:45:21 PM »
Hahahaha to funny, reminds me of when i just bought my home, i cleaned the heck out the the sliding glass doors, my girlfriend tells me " yea you better put some kind of stickers or something on here so people wont run into it, Girlfriend comes be boppin through no less than 5 mins later thinking its open and Wack nose first  :rofl  i told her im sorry im laughing but its just to funny not to, after her pain wore off she agreed  lol 
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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2011, 03:26:30 PM »
Quote from: 68ZooM on January 08, 2011, 01:45:21 PM
Hahahaha to funny, reminds me of when i just bought my home, i cleaned the heck out the the sliding glass doors, my girlfriend tells me " yea you better put some kind of stickers or something on here so people wont run into it, Girlfriend comes be boppin through no less than 5 mins later thinking its open and Wack nose first  :rofl  i told her im sorry im laughing but its just to funny not to, after her pain wore off she agreed  lol 
nice lol I wouldn't have been able to hold in the laughter having witnessed  that myself
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Quote from: greens on January 03, 2011, 02:51:37 AM
This is the smartest saying ever, period. nothing beats it if you really look deep into he meaning. your a g*&da^*genius dmgod  :aok

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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2011, 04:14:15 PM »
Quote from: DMGOD on January 08, 2011, 01:26:12 PM
lol i was watching her and it didn't look like she was breathing so I thought, crap I killed her. So I woke her up (she was very drunk) and she just walked off to bed. The next morning she wakes me up by telling me that whatever I used to clean the fan was a mistake because it is now all over the place and I had better get up and clean it all up (she is saying this to me while she is covered in baby powder) lol so I get up and get the computer going and show her the video she walks to the bathroom looks in mirror and then i got in a lot of trouble. So very worth it though

She will get payback on you. 
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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2011, 04:20:24 PM »
no doubt.. I would recommend sleeping lightly from now on. 

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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2011, 04:40:39 PM »
I'm not going to lie I am a very deep sleeper and if she decides to retaliate during my slumber I'm screwed.  Lol hopefully she'll have the decency to  video it so you guys can all appreciate it 
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Quote from: greens on January 03, 2011, 02:51:37 AM
This is the smartest saying ever, period. nothing beats it if you really look deep into he meaning. your a g*&da^*genius dmgod  :aok

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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2011, 04:55:01 PM »
Quote from: DMGOD on January 08, 2011, 04:40:39 PM
I'm not going to lie I am a very deep sleeper and if she decides to retaliate during my slumber I'm screwed.  Lol hopefully she'll have the decency to  video it so you guys can all appreciate it 

Whats her email and we can deluge her with hints and tips to do you get ya back.
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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2011, 05:05:47 PM »
Quote from: ebfd11 on January 08, 2011, 04:55:01 PM
Whats her email and we can deluge her with hints and tips to do you get ya back.
lol I might not be a smart man but I'm not that dumb  :cheers:
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Quote from: greens on January 03, 2011, 02:51:37 AM
This is the smartest saying ever, period. nothing beats it if you really look deep into he meaning. your a g*&da^*genius dmgod  :aok

Offline 68ZooM

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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2011, 05:34:09 PM »
the ol butter the floor works good   :rofl
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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2011, 05:38:13 PM »
Quote from: 68ZooM on January 08, 2011, 05:34:09 PM
the ol butter the floor works good   :rofl
lmfao funny u should say that that's what shes threatening me with
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Quote from: greens on January 03, 2011, 02:51:37 AM
This is the smartest saying ever, period. nothing beats it if you really look deep into he meaning. your a g*&da^*genius dmgod  :aok

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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2011, 05:51:33 PM »
go look at some youtube videos on that, my guts still hurting  :rofl
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Re: having fun with girlfriend
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2011, 06:12:21 PM »
I still say the best one is super glue in the palm of the hand then tickle your forehead... Ohh BTW does she read theses threads???
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