Actually, what am I being nice for?! Ardy and Ink have insulted me.
So I went through the normal thoughts, first diplomatic and all. Even found Hartmann on Wikipedia and tried to razzle and dazzle Ink with some info. That obviously didn't work. Then I thought about throwing around the Loose Deuce record against the Army of Muppets in the Squad Dueling League. Didn't carry through with that since, 1) I wasn't a member of the LDs last year and I don't think I should brag about work that wasn't mine, and 2) I respect the Army of Muppets so why drag them into it when only one of theirs was off on a tangent. Then I thought about challenging both of them to some 1v1 time in the DA, but under the circumstances that would likely be bad form so...
I'm challenging both of you to sign up to Battle Over Germany, Axis side. Put your aggressive money where that keyboard chops are. You get to fly 109s and 190s, and since I am handling final assignments I can let you cherry pick which staffel (German for squad) you want. So....
Are you up to the challenge? Are you going to fly Battle Over Germany with us and demonstrate how I am less then aggressive enough and you both fly with the spirit of the blonde ace?
Warmest,
Boo
Loose Deuce
XO and recruiting officer for Germans
Battle Over Germany
PS We have numerous open slots left and we need brash talking, overly aggressive killers to take those spots, and to help lead lots of noobs in the proper ways of killing with elan.
PPS My stats since everyone measure it different ways: Kills per death, 3.37 per; kills per hour, 5.47; kills per sortie, 2.01 - Interesting since my goal is not based on any of those but to bring up how many sorties I land, which is below my target of 50%. What does this mean? Little but I am willing to sort it out in the DA for fun, no acrimony. Always up for school; sometimes I teach, sometimes I learn.