Leave it to the Angelean to be the only one dumbfounded at how popular and buzzworthy this thread has become in less than a day.
Frankly, I'm disappointed. I started this stupid and fatuous topic expecting to be dragged through the mud for being trite and lazy. I mean, after all, who really cares and, if I did, I probably should've at least bothered to check public sources before yapping here about it. Here it's gone and turned into some kind of brakeless semi.
However, let me continue to throw lit butts into the rattlesnake pile with some additional questions.
1. Is the comment about Steve Martin playing based on anything or is it merely a joke?
2. Does anyone disagree that repeatedyl vulching Tom Cruise would be worthwhile, especially if it was done by a Conga line of players such that L'il Tommy was NEVER actually able to get airborne, no matter when, where, or how many times he attempted to do so?
3. I think the disgruntled name dropper is referring to Ack-Ack when he calls out "King Troll". Is this correct? It's terrible to see those two squared off like this. Can I have some more, please? After all, King Troll's assertions about being in the inner circle are pretty self-aggrandizing (not that there's anything wrong with that) and Ack-Ack is just so insufferably Ack-Ack.
4. When some of these guys practice their proclivities together, do they like to be the pitcher or the catcher? Do they do it before or after beating their wives?