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Offline Getback

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Just how noob can you be!
« on: March 07, 2011, 09:08:54 PM »
I'm terrible at gv'ing, just horrible. I was sharing some of my experiences last night with some countrymen and it got pretty funny.

A couple of weeks ago I was at the 135 spawn where I was killed repeatedly. Most I got was an assist. Well I'm grabbing a tiger. I'll show these turds. So I spawn, jump into turret and spied a tank so close I could tap him on the shoulder.......and his back was to me. This shot is was made for me. Was about to have an anxiety attack I was so happy. The Tiger turret took for ever to get lined up so it seemed. Carefully, so carefully I ranged the rascal. Then gently so as not to yank the barrel off it's mark I squeezed the trigger. KABLOOOEY! I'm back in the tower. I killshot myself! Doh!

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Re: Just how noob can you be!
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2011, 09:16:12 PM »
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Re: Just how noob can you be!
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2011, 09:28:38 PM »

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Re: Just how noob can you be!
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2011, 09:33:28 PM »
Been there GB lol
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Re: Just how noob can you be!
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2011, 10:52:10 PM »
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Re: Just how noob can you be!
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2011, 11:51:11 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

yes....this just made my night
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Re: Just how noob can you be!
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2011, 11:52:55 PM »
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Re: Just how noob can you be!
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2011, 01:44:17 AM »
 :rofl  :rofl   At least you know your shot hit it's mark.
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Re: Just how noob can you be!
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2011, 02:01:43 AM »
 :O :rofl :aok
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Re: Just how noob can you be!
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2011, 07:09:26 AM »
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Re: Just how noob can you be!
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2011, 07:11:53 AM »
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Re: Just how noob can you be!
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2011, 07:15:00 AM »
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Re: Just how noob can you be!
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2011, 07:20:25 AM »
You are such a leg....
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Re: Just how noob can you be!
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2011, 08:50:33 AM »
hee hee hee, similar thing happened to me, but the role was reversed.... one day a few months back asbatt was "yelling" over country channel for help at a v-base, that there were tanks and M3s everywhere, all the ack was down, and he was the lone defender. I thought "sure, I'll tank!" So I upped a T34, fired up, and came rolling out of the VH. He was across the vbase sitting with the back right corner of his tank up against the corner of a building, stopped, facing the other way from me. I don't know if he had his engine shut down or not, but I guess he could hear enemy GV engines as well if he was shut down. I decided I'd head in the direction of the right side of the building he was up against, the area that would have been the most obscured from his position. I guess the mistake I made was not calling out to him on vox that I was there, and I just rolled right up beside him from around the corner of the building. I think I surprised him, because from my pintle gun I watched him swing the turret of his panzer right around and point his main gun at me and BOOM! He exploded! Apparently I was so close he couldn't see my icon floating way up above from his main gun sight.

Well, at that point the fireworks really started, he had a freaking meltdown on range vox! He cussed me good, I can't imagine whether his face was dark red or blue he was so mad! I was laughing so hard I couldn't respond the whole time, and when I did he had already logged!

To add insult to injury the tanks that were attacking the vbase were all laughing about the "awesome killshooting" on 200 right after it happened!


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Re: Just how noob can you be!
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2011, 08:59:43 AM »
hee hee hee, similar thing happened to me, but the role was reversed.... one day a few months back asbatt was "yelling" over country channel for help at a v-base, that there were tanks and M3s everywhere, all the ack was down, and he was the lone defender. I thought "sure, I'll tank!" So I upped a T34, fired up, and came rolling out of the VH. He was across the vbase sitting with the back right corner of his tank up against the corner of a building, stopped, facing the other way from me. I don't know if he had his engine shut down or not, but I guess he could hear enemy GV engines as well if he was shut down. I decided I'd head in the direction of the right side of the building he was up against, the area that would have been the most obscured from his position. I guess the mistake I made was not calling out to him on vox that I was there, and I just rolled right up beside him from around the corner of the building. I think I surprised him, because from my pintle gun I watched him swing the turret of his panzer right around and point his main gun at me and BOOM! He exploded! Apparently I was so close he couldn't see my icon floating way up above from his main gun sight.

Well, at that point the fireworks really started, he had a freaking meltdown on range vox! He cussed me good, I can't imagine whether his face was dark red or blue he was so mad! I was laughing so hard I couldn't respond the whole time, and when I did he had already logged!

To add insult to injury the tanks that were attacking the vbase were all laughing about the "awesome killshooting" on 200 right after it happened!


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