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Offline Maverick

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Re: The Evils of "Big Bread"! Read it, if you dare!
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2011, 11:51:58 AM »
Bread is made with dihydrous monoxide, another highly dangerous substance, known to cause death in humans. You have been warned.
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Re: The Evils of "Big Bread"! Read it, if you dare!
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2011, 11:57:41 AM »
Bread made with High Fructose Corn Syrup is cheaper and more addictive than bread made with....wait for it....SUGAR!

Down with HFCS! Its the silent. secret, cheap dealer behind the scenes!
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Re: The Evils of "Big Bread"! Read it, if you dare!
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2011, 01:47:24 PM »
Quote from: Maverick on April 21, 2011, 11:51:58 AM
Bread is made with dihydrous monoxide, another highly dangerous substance, known to cause death in humans. You have been warned.
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Dihydrous monoxide is also found in all cancer cells and its found in very high concentrations in acid rain.
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Re: The Evils of "Big Bread"! Read it, if you dare!
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2011, 02:37:42 PM »
We should all live in big sterile bubbles. Our farts are unhealthy
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Re: The Evils of "Big Bread"! Read it, if you dare!
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2011, 04:25:47 PM »
I just called my doctor to confirm this startling report. He told me up to 100% of the people who have died in the US in the last 50 years have eaten bread.  We need a safe alternative.
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Re: The Evils of "Big Bread"! Read it, if you dare!
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2011, 04:28:40 PM »
Quote from: Tupac on April 21, 2011, 02:37:42 PM
We should all live in big sterile bubbles. Our farts are unhealthy

Hmmm, I don;t think being in a bubble would help with that issue  :neener:
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Re: The Evils of "Big Bread"! Read it, if you dare!
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2011, 04:32:54 PM »
Quote from: Sabre on April 21, 2011, 09:12:01 AM
7: Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and
given only water begged for bread after just two days.

 :aok :aok When its placed in the basket in front of me at a restaurant, I can't stop eating it.

yummm bread...
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Re: The Evils of "Big Bread"! Read it, if you dare!
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2011, 04:50:51 PM »
Indeed, we must put a stop to this, for the childrens' sake. It's the yeast we can do! :devil
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Re: The Evils of "Big Bread"! Read it, if you dare!
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2011, 05:59:07 PM »
Quote from: Ardy123 on April 21, 2011, 04:32:54 PM
:aok :aok When its placed in the basket in front of me at a restaurant, I can't stop eating it.

yummm bread...

Case in point.. Texas Roadhouse.. and the butter.. OMG....


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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: The Evils of "Big Bread"! Read it, if you dare!
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2011, 06:04:09 PM »
Quote from: Ardy123 on April 21, 2011, 04:32:54 PM
:aok :aok When its placed in the basket in front of me at a restaurant, I can't stop eating it.

yummm bread...

so it's addictive as well... the yeast we can do is rise to the occasion and turn up the heat on the evil suppliers of bread.
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Re: The Evils of "Big Bread"! Read it, if you dare!
« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2011, 07:35:39 PM »
Psst, hey man you know where I can score some bread.  :neener:
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