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Offline phatzo

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The Balloon Family
« on: April 25, 2011, 03:28:03 PM »
Mr. and Mrs. Balloon were having trouble with Jr. Balloon jumping in bed with them all the time, so, they bought a bed that only the two of them would fit in and told Jr. Balloon he had to spend the night in his own bed. Later that night Jr. snuck into his parents room and tried to climb in bed with them, only to find he doesn't fit. Jr. lets a liitle bit of air out of his mother and tries again, still he doesn't fit so he lets a bit of air out of his father. He still can't fit in with them so he lets a little bit of air out of himself and squeezes in.
 The next Morning Mr. Balloon awakes to find Jr. in bed with them. I thought I told you to spend the night in your own bed, he says to junior. "You've let your mother down, you've let me down and frankly I think you've let yourself down too".
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Re: The Balloon Family
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2011, 03:33:37 PM »
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Re: The Balloon Family
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2011, 04:24:07 PM »
That whole story is full of hot air.
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Re: The Balloon Family
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2011, 08:35:14 PM »
 :huh

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Re: The Balloon Family
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2011, 08:41:40 PM »
 :lol
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Re: The Balloon Family
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2011, 10:02:21 PM »
 :rofl  good one :aok
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Re: The Balloon Family
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2011, 08:40:56 AM »
You guys are blowing this joke out of porportion
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Re: The Balloon Family
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2011, 08:53:52 AM »
I feel deflated after reading this
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Re: The Balloon Family
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2011, 09:05:17 AM »
If you ask me, this one doesn't fly.  :devil
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Re: The Balloon Family
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2011, 09:14:13 AM »
I feel deflated after reading this

if theres a bad joke, the 71 RAF just has to join in  :devil
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