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Offline IrishOne

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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2011, 03:10:09 PM »
Exactly!

Besides IF there was a way it would not be in text form!  :O

Sometimes I feel bad for men ... I said SOMETIMES!  :t

haha!   good to have a womans input on the matter  :aok
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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2011, 04:03:03 PM »
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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2011, 06:36:20 PM »
A guy in a gym one day walks up and asks a trainer "Which one of these machines should I use to get the really attractive ladies?".

The trainer promptly points to the front door and replies "The ATM outside.".
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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2011, 06:41:49 PM »
A guy in a gym one day walks up and asks a trainer "Which one of these machines should I use to get the really attractive ladies?".

The trainer promptly points to the front door and replies "The ATM outside.".

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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2011, 07:18:50 PM »
Where did you get the condensed version? :devil
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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2011, 04:07:44 AM »
How about pleasing teenagers compared to women that's like X100.
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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2011, 02:01:29 PM »
How about pleasing teenagers compared to women that's like X100.

Bit harder, you actually have to listen to what they say before plotting to exploit what you want out of them.
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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2011, 04:21:24 PM »
Bit harder, you actually have to listen to what they say before plotting to exploit what you want out of them.

Ouch!  That's harsh!

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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2011, 09:14:00 PM »
How about pleasing teenagers compared to women that's like X100.
teenage girls haha
Bit harder, you actually have to listen to what they say before plotting to exploit what you want out of them.
its good that almost no one has the patience to do it,we would be sitting here for years
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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2011, 10:06:50 PM »
Pleasing woman is easy if you have the right woman.

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Offline IrishOne

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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2011, 10:08:11 PM »
Pleasing woman is easy if you have the right woman.

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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2011, 03:39:19 AM »
Pleasing a woman is very easy once you get really good at making them think that you are actually paying attention :bolt:
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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2011, 02:06:33 PM »
Pleasing woman is easy if you have the right woman.

Most women you can't mail order or use an air-guage to tell if they're good to go or not.
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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2011, 02:50:19 PM »
I thought I'd "stir the pot" with this one.

I'm sure everyone is familiar with the actress Sharon Stone.

How many of us have watched that one particular scene of hers in Basic Instinct?

This is a quote from her that I have always found amusing:

"Women can fake orgasms but men can fake relationships."

The lady does have a sense of humor.

I'll probably catch a lot of flak for this post, but oh well, the devil made me do it.  :devil


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Re: Pleasing Women
« Reply #29 on: May 18, 2011, 04:50:53 PM »
Bit harder, you actually have to listen to what they say before plotting to exploit what you want out of them.

Babalonian, youve made my facebook quotes page.  :rofl
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