And anyway, you can't be badass without a claymore, a longbow and bagpipes - otherwise you'll always be beaten by a certain Jack Churchill.
AWWW YEAH
bagpipes. i think id get a .50 cal sniper, all the ammo i can carry, get my dads tank (otherwise known as a Ford 1994 Aerostar) find whoevers alive still, and book it to the nearest RCAF base. then, steal some nice small-ish plane...AC-130...and fly down to some USAF base. then improvise.
tada!