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Offline phatzo

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Lie Detecting Robot
« on: September 08, 2011, 01:15:40 AM »
Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you Today?" Son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "OK, I watched a dvd at my mates!" "What dvd?""Toy Story." Robot slaps the son again! "OK it was a porno" cries the son.
"What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad. Robot slaps the Dad.
Mom laughs "HA HA HA! He's certainly your son." Robot slaps the Mom!
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Re: Lie Detecting Robot
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2011, 01:23:12 AM »
That's a pretty slaphappy robot.
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Re: Lie Detecting Robot
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2011, 02:06:29 AM »
 :x  :lol  :lol  :lol
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Re: Lie Detecting Robot
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2011, 03:34:54 AM »
My dog mates with my neighbors dog.  It reminds us in the USA of canine reproduction.
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Offline gyrene81

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Re: Lie Detecting Robot
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2011, 01:33:17 PM »
 :rofl  :lol  :rofl  :lol that's a good one
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Re: Lie Detecting Robot
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2011, 01:55:27 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: Lie Detecting Robot
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2011, 02:58:29 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: Lie Detecting Robot
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2011, 02:58:53 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: Lie Detecting Robot
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2011, 03:23:30 PM »
Four men walks into a bar... The fifth one ducks.
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Offline bagrat

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Re: Lie Detecting Robot
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2011, 03:29:41 PM »
 :rofl phatzo
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Offline M0nkey_Man

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Re: Lie Detecting Robot
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2011, 07:57:36 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: Lie Detecting Robot
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2011, 08:14:06 PM »
That was funny.

*Shields face from slapping robot*
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Offline Tyrannis

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Re: Lie Detecting Robot
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2011, 08:20:32 PM »
Quote from: grizz441 on September 08, 2011, 08:14:06 PM
That was funny.

*Shields face from slapping robot*
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