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Offline clerick

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Toe nails
« on: October 10, 2011, 02:38:48 PM »
So, i have a dilemma.  My toe nails are growing and I'm not sure if it's safe to use a trimmer or not. I've heard that there are torture treatments that will remove them quickly, but with some excruciating pain.

What shall I do??  My socks are starting to get hols in the toes and I can't wear gloves!
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Offline Shane

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Re: Toe nails
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2011, 02:40:20 PM »
amputate.  :aok
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Re: Toe nails
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2011, 02:44:04 PM »
Clipping your tonails is not dangerous. I know some guys who use clippers but they always seem to clip too much and get an ingrown nail. I prefer using a file. It may seem long and tedious but the result is much nicer. You can use a disposable file or get a nice metal one. This is what I use:









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Re: Toe nails
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2011, 02:46:41 PM »
laser them off!!! :rofl
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Offline uptown

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Re: Toe nails
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2011, 02:51:40 PM »
File them down on Penguins face. That way he'll get the shave he so desperately needs and you'll get your nails trimmed in the process. 2 birds with one stone you see.  :D
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Offline mechanic

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Re: Toe nails
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2011, 02:52:19 PM »
This is a very serious matter. You guys taking the piss should be ashamed.
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Offline M0nkey_Man

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Re: Toe nails
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2011, 02:53:21 PM »
Quote from: uptown on October 10, 2011, 02:51:40 PM
File them down on Penguins face. That way he'll get the shave he so desperately needs and you'll get your nails trimmed in the process. 2 birds with one stone you see.  :D
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Re: Toe nails
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2011, 02:56:02 PM »
Quote from: uptown on October 10, 2011, 02:51:40 PM
File them down on Penguins face. That way he'll get the shave he so desperately needs and you'll get your nails trimmed in the process. 2 birds with one stone you see.  :D
roflmao!!!  :rofl
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Re: Toe nails
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2011, 02:56:50 PM »
For some reason I thought this was about Megan Fox
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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: Toe nails
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2011, 02:59:57 PM »
blow torch?
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Offline AAJagerX

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Re: Toe nails
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2011, 03:09:29 PM »
Nair!  Use teh Nair!!!
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Offline Shuffler

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Re: Toe nails
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2011, 03:11:08 PM »
chop saw

axe

guillotine

or simply kick a fan
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Re: Toe nails
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2011, 03:11:25 PM »
 :rofl :rofl

I use chipmunks...special trained and imported from the USofA

worth the dolla cos it tickles
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Offline 68ZooM

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Re: Toe nails
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2011, 03:17:00 PM »
Black & Decker 8 inch bench grinder, works fast just ignore the smoke and smell.
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Offline skorpion

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Re: Toe nails
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2011, 03:36:12 PM »
Hacksaw
Flamethrower
Explosives (grenades?)
EXTREMELY hot sandpaper
or if your going the panzy way...


....toenail clippers....
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