Super glue tastes nice
Wrong, Super Glue does not taste nice. Feeling nostalgic for your childhood paste-eating days, you decide to try some glue but the only thing handy is Super Glue. As you gently push on the flexible metal tube for a quick taste of nostalgia, half the tube is now sitting on your tongue. Realizing that the Super Glue doesn't taste as well as you remember the paste tasting, you make the common "that's awful" tongue half-out of your mouth gesture, but can only get your tongue out part way as the Super Glue takes hold. Right now Super Glue is holding your tongue hostage by semi-permantly fastening it to the roof of your mouth, upper teeth and a little bit of your lower lip. The ransom? It will only let go by insisting that you proclaim how nice Super Glue tastes on the BBS of AH. Statement made under duress= false statement. Super Glue does not taste nice.
*Edit: sorry about your tongue.
If pigs could fly, then Halloween would land on a Wednesday in February.