A Priest and a Rabbi are on an airplane, and it's fairly empty, so they decide to sit next to one another and have an interfaith discussion. After a few minutes the Priest asks the Rabbi, "I know you have to keep Kosher, but I just can't see how you've gone you're whole life and never had delicious pork. Has your faith ever faltered?" The Rabbi responds with, "Yes, once when I was young and weak, I gave into desire and had a ham sandwich..." The Rabbi sighs, then asks, "But tell me... you've taken a vow to remain celebate... Have you ever given in to your Carnal desires?" The Priest answers, "Yes... once when I was younger, I partook in the pleasures of the flesh." The Rabbi nods in understanding and says, "Beats the hell out of a Ham Sandwich now doesn't it?"
