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Offline Yarbles

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« on: December 16, 2011, 05:46:14 AM »
Just print this laminate it and stick it on the kitchen door:

 
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2011, 06:16:49 AM »
I can hear the sound of a million frying pans hitting the heads of husbands all across the nation  :rofl
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Offline mbailey

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Re: Married Men
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2011, 06:37:00 AM »
Quote from: Yarbles on December 16, 2011, 05:46:14 AM
Just print this laminate it and stick it on the kitchen door:

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Offline Guppy35

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Re: Married Men
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2011, 08:20:32 AM »
I take it the neighbor's wife should be there as well to help with the third paragraph?
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Offline VonMessa

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Re: Married Men
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2011, 08:23:57 AM »
Quote from: mbailey on December 16, 2011, 06:37:00 AM
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Same...
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Offline Karnak

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Re: Married Men
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2011, 09:50:51 AM »
Sorry, not that suicidal.
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Offline Shuffler

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Re: Married Men
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2011, 10:12:58 AM »
My wife is 5' 2" and kicks 6' 5". She's a country gal to boot.... I'll pass...........   :rofl
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Offline Lusche

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Re: Married Men
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2011, 10:36:42 AM »
I could swear this is the same thing my wife gave to me... just titled differently: "The good husband's guide"  :uhoh
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Offline helbent

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Re: Married Men
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2011, 10:47:51 AM »
#3  Be a little gay   :aok
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Offline Gman

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Re: Married Men
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2011, 10:48:47 AM »
"You have no right to question him"...LOL!
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Offline tmetal

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Re: Married Men
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2011, 10:52:19 AM »
Quote from: Shuffler on December 16, 2011, 10:12:58 AM
My wife is 5' 2" and kicks 6' 5". She's a country gal to boot.... I'll pass...........   :rofl

Mine is 4' 11" and a country gal too. I know how you feel.  "Hell has no fury like a pissed off, short lady" or something like that.  :lol
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Offline HighGTrn

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Re: Married Men
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2011, 10:57:51 AM »
Buck up guys.. Has the American man been so emasculated? Have we gone that far from what's right? I'm gonna proudly put this on my refrigerator and make sure she reads it.

After that, I may need a place to stay. Any one near Virginia can help me out  :bolt:
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Re: Married Men
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2011, 10:59:37 AM »
I do believe that I will refrain from even letting the wife see this one.  My wife is 4' 1", Lebanese and Italian, and when we went to the concealed hand gun course,,,,,she out shot all the guys.  Her favorite saying is,"You gotta sleep sometime.".
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Offline Maverick

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Re: Married Men
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2011, 12:09:01 PM »
Quote from: 2ADoc on December 16, 2011, 10:59:37 AM
I do believe that I will refrain from even letting the wife see this one.  My wife is 4' 1", Lebanese and Italian, and when we went to the concealed hand gun course,,,,,she out shot all the guys.  Her favorite saying is,"You gotta sleep sometime.".

Just a bit of a story here.

Back more than 2 decades ago when I was married to wife 1.0 we had slightly different working shifts. That meant she would get off well after I was sacked out. Very early on during that situation she tried to be "nice" and sneak into the house all quiet like so she would not wake me up. It was a sweet idea on her part but in execution failed a bit. She got the door open nice and quiet then went back to the car to get her stuff (she went to the all night store). When she got in the doorway again she looked up to see me there in the hallway, nice weaver stance and my snubbie 357. All she said was "sorry". I grunted (about all I was up to saying at my 0200 stage of the night) and went back to bed. After that she made sure to make enough noise that I would KNOW it was her. I always told her, yup I do have to sleep, but I am a very light sleeper.  :devil
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Re: Married Men
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2011, 12:51:41 PM »
I can't say that I am a light sleeper, during 2005 there was a raid on the base that I was working, 300 meters from my Hooch, 240B's, M-4's, AT-4's, and the wonderful M-2 .50cal going off for over 30 minutes, not to mention Kiowa gunships, and Apache attack helos overhead.  The mortars were landing on the other side of base, AK-47 rounds were flying, I slept thru the whole thing, apparently I had heard something, because I had pulled my body armor over my chest while I was asleep.
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