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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: Married Men
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2011, 01:01:37 PM »
Buck up guys.. Has the American man been so emasculated? Have we gone that far from what's right? I'm gonna proudly put this on my refrigerator and make sure she reads it.

After that, I may need a place to stay. Any one near Virginia can help me out  :bolt:

after you do you're not going to be anywhere close to a virginia for a while if ever again  :neener:
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Re: Married Men
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2011, 01:32:52 PM »
Buck up guys.. Has the American man been so emasculated? Have we gone that far from what's right? I'm gonna proudly put this on my refrigerator and make sure she reads it.

After that, I may need a place to stay. Any one near Virginia can help me out  :bolt:

Well my wife's carry is a SW9. She has the numbers to my gun safe.
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Offline gyrene81

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Re: Married Men
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2011, 02:24:49 PM »
i'm going to print it out so it fits on a standard sheet of paper and post it on my fridge...no worry here. i wear the pants in my house (when i want to).
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Re: Married Men
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2011, 04:06:06 PM »
i'm going to print it out so it fits on a standard sheet of paper and post it on my fridge...no worry here. i wear the pants in my house (when i want to).


Post that on the fridge and id recommend wearing a couple of pairs of pants to bed.....and a cup wouldnt hurt either  :D
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Re: Married Men
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2011, 06:11:05 PM »
Posted it and the wife said I'm good with all but part of one of them!

3rd from bottom on right hand side: her quote " if I only spoke in a soothing and pleasent voice you would leave me for somebody else who will argue with you!"

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Offline gyrene81

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Re: Married Men
« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2011, 06:40:52 PM »
Post that on the fridge and id recommend wearing a couple of pairs of pants to bed.....and a cup wouldnt hurt either  :D
:D  no need...females are only visitors in my castle   :lol
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Offline betty

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Re: Married Men
« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2011, 11:08:34 AM »
i'm going to photoshop this....and i will replace wife with boyfriend and replace her with him or she with he....then i will print it out for my boyfriend to read so that he will know his place in this relationship *grin*....


bet ya guys didn't think that could be done huh???? ohhhhhhh yeah....thats right...betty's armed with photoshop!!! muahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!  :neener: :neener: :banana: :banana:
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Re: Married Men
« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2011, 11:10:42 AM »
and Betty..we are armed with this man-efesto.   :cheers:
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Re: Married Men
« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2011, 11:12:46 AM »
Just set it as our desktop background.

Let's see how long it takes for the Missus to react...  :devil
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Re: Married Men
« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2011, 07:05:08 PM »
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Re: Married Men
« Reply #25 on: December 17, 2011, 09:02:38 PM »
My wife plays softball....  And the first night we met, I watched her take out two guys that were hitting on her a bit strongly while she was trying to shoot darts(and smiled at me twice while doing it)..  Since then, I proudly handed over the pants and a few other things(two in particular) which are kept in the deep freezer in the garage.. 

No thanks...   :lol
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Re: Married Men
« Reply #26 on: December 17, 2011, 09:25:50 PM »
<has a proverbs 31 wife. I am blessed.

She makes that list look like idiots guide.